Title: Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle Pairing: Clana, Clex Rating: PG Spoilers: Through S5 Reckoning Summary: Clark needs Lana like… Author’s Note: I hate you, AlMiles. According to Lana’s canon attitudes, this is how she would REALLY react. Bunny by tobywolf13 Thanks to the ineffable, sexful herohunter for the beta.
I have no idea how I managed to bunny you at all, but if I did, I am certainly glad. God, the best part was still the awesome FoS scene because, really, that's the Lana we all KNOW, no matter how many retcons they have.
The other great highlight was the flying part because, honestly, Lex would so use his immense comic book knowledge to help Clark out.
Also enjoyed the final reveal of all of Lana's murders which she STILL hasn't confessed to and his reminder that Clark and Chloe are the worst Scoobies ever (squee). Really, now that I think about it, most people can't push a piano one-handed.
Um, you know people in high places now dear, and I have the keys for crackvan this month and a desire to rec a little something here and there beside the pre-req Chlark. You are sooo on my list now.
You bunnied me here: http://community.livejournal.com/sv_bunnies/21863.html In sv_bunnies no less. Although it took me since before the season began to finish this. My hatred of Clana fueled me on! I meant to only do the first scene, but Clark was so sad at the end... and I knew that Lana would go right to Lex to tattle.
Hee! I'm glad you enjoyed it! And thanks for the rec! I'd actually forgotten who requested this one until I went back to look this evening. I enjoyed tossing in details that I bat around in meta but haven't had an opportunity to put in fic yet, and really, if anyone deserves to be there for Clark's first flight, it would be Chloe or Lex, not someone who has suggested Van McNulty wasn't that bad for offing the meteor freaks and hates aliens.
Now more than ever I want her to get caught for what she did to Chloe. Lex probably has the security tapes to prove it.
Yay!!!! That was so perfect and then after the party they went back to the mansion and had hot monkey sex where Lex really showed Clark why he picked the wrong one first. :-D Loved this!
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Love this story, babe, and as far as I know, that's how it went, too!
*nods*
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Hee! Yes, I like my little world where characters get their come uppance!
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The other great highlight was the flying part because, honestly, Lex would so use his immense comic book knowledge to help Clark out.
Also enjoyed the final reveal of all of Lana's murders which she STILL hasn't confessed to and his reminder that Clark and Chloe are the worst Scoobies ever (squee). Really, now that I think about it, most people can't push a piano one-handed.
Um, you know people in high places now dear, and I have the keys for crackvan this month and a desire to rec a little something here and there beside the pre-req Chlark. You are sooo on my list now.
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In sv_bunnies no less. Although it took me since before the season began to finish this. My hatred of Clana fueled me on! I meant to only do the first scene, but Clark was so sad at the end... and I knew that Lana would go right to Lex to tattle.
Hee! I'm glad you enjoyed it! And thanks for the rec! I'd actually forgotten who requested this one until I went back to look this evening. I enjoyed tossing in details that I bat around in meta but haven't had an opportunity to put in fic yet, and really, if anyone deserves to be there for Clark's first flight, it would be Chloe or Lex, not someone who has suggested Van McNulty wasn't that bad for offing the meteor freaks and hates aliens.
Now more than ever I want her to get caught for what she did to Chloe. Lex probably has the security tapes to prove it.
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Love it so much!!!
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THEN the sexxorz. It's gonna happen. You know it is.
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