FIC: Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle

Nov 07, 2007 23:08

Title: Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle
Pairing: Clana, Clex
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Through S5 Reckoning
Summary: Clark needs Lana like…
Author’s Note: I hate you, AlMiles. According to Lana’s canon attitudes, this is how she would REALLY react.
Bunny by tobywolf13
Thanks to the ineffable, sexful herohunter for the beta.

Clark stood in his loft facing the window and looking out on the horizon, where he could see the castle of his former best friend. Who in the whole world could say something like that? A castle in a small farming town seemed as mismatched as a fish riding a bicycle. As an alien and the town princess. )

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herohunter November 8 2007, 05:11:55 UTC
Hey! My beta!!

Love this story, babe, and as far as I know, that's how it went, too!

*nods*

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ladydreamer November 8 2007, 06:00:09 UTC
What a Clexful icon you have there!

Hee! Yes, I like my little world where characters get their come uppance!

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legendarytobes November 8 2007, 05:30:59 UTC
I have no idea how I managed to bunny you at all, but if I did, I am certainly glad. God, the best part was still the awesome FoS scene because, really, that's the Lana we all KNOW, no matter how many retcons they have.

The other great highlight was the flying part because, honestly, Lex would so use his immense comic book knowledge to help Clark out.

Also enjoyed the final reveal of all of Lana's murders which she STILL hasn't confessed to and his reminder that Clark and Chloe are the worst Scoobies ever (squee). Really, now that I think about it, most people can't push a piano one-handed.

Um, you know people in high places now dear, and I have the keys for crackvan this month and a desire to rec a little something here and there beside the pre-req Chlark. You are sooo on my list now.

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ladydreamer November 8 2007, 06:45:26 UTC
You bunnied me here: http://community.livejournal.com/sv_bunnies/21863.html
In sv_bunnies no less. Although it took me since before the season began to finish this. My hatred of Clana fueled me on! I meant to only do the first scene, but Clark was so sad at the end... and I knew that Lana would go right to Lex to tattle.

Hee! I'm glad you enjoyed it! And thanks for the rec! I'd actually forgotten who requested this one until I went back to look this evening. I enjoyed tossing in details that I bat around in meta but haven't had an opportunity to put in fic yet, and really, if anyone deserves to be there for Clark's first flight, it would be Chloe or Lex, not someone who has suggested Van McNulty wasn't that bad for offing the meteor freaks and hates aliens.

Now more than ever I want her to get caught for what she did to Chloe. Lex probably has the security tapes to prove it.

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cinderella81 November 8 2007, 05:50:23 UTC
That's how it really went!! *bounces* Anything else is just wrong.

Love it so much!!!

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ladydreamer November 8 2007, 06:46:15 UTC
Thanks, sweets! :D

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legendarytobes November 8 2007, 08:43:53 UTC
god, I love that icon.

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legendarytobes November 8 2007, 08:44:02 UTC
alicia was so awesome.

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hils November 8 2007, 08:30:11 UTC
Awww!!!! I really this had happened in Reckoning *happy sigh*

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ladydreamer November 8 2007, 18:26:15 UTC
Yep. Accept no imitations. This is the Real Lana Lang.

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danceswithgary November 8 2007, 12:55:32 UTC
Yay!!!! That was so perfect and then after the party they went back to the mansion and had hot monkey sex where Lex really showed Clark why he picked the wrong one first. :-D Loved this!

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ladydreamer November 8 2007, 18:26:58 UTC
Haha!! Yeah, I agree. First the friendship...

THEN the sexxorz. It's gonna happen. You know it is.

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