Dreamy
In one part, I was leaving my girlfriend's mansion for our wedding and I insisted on locking/turning on the security system, but she kept belittling me in the car, so I broke off our engagement and went back for my things and the place had been ransacked. She apologized, but she was always condescending and I knew it wouldn't work.
Then I had a dream about being in our old church and I fell asleep during the service (as always) and the bitches accused me of sucking on my sister's breast while I was asleep (WHICH I WAS NOT). So, I just left the church. And afterward I came back to steal their donuts. But okay, this is the weird thing, they were planning on doing this um, thing. Where they had this giant cross, and all the people in the area were going to hang on one of the spikes on the cross for as long as they could, so they could know Jesus's pain, or whatever, and also the person who could stay on the cross the longest gets like a thousand dollars. Religion sold cheap.
So, well. No. I went home, and then to work and there was a co-employee there stealing... chocolate bars because apparently his mom had been evicted. And now she was staying with him, so he's going to be evicted to. Sucks. So I take him and a few friends to a contest, which is going to give away the floors of this large building to the best bands in a contest, so we weigh our options, and this is a lot more gratifying than hanging off of a spike on a giant cross (and the line for that has already started), so we get out group together and go get an application for the contest. I forget what our name was. Something like, "The >> Countdown" or something. All of us were blonds. (Though the guy had bleached his hair. It was soft and silky and came down about chin-length.)
I don't know where THIS dream came in, but in another one, I went to a store that sold donuts and jewelry so I could pick up something for my girlfriend who I was breaking up with because I wanted her to be happy, and together we weren't so much. But I left my wallet in my dorm in the next city over. So I teleported over there to get it, then came back to pick out some kind of gift and a dozen donuts.
And that's all I remember.