Dorky Horror Flick
First ten minutes, Paige from Charmed and some other woman who is apparently a doctor running around and finding dead bodies all over town. Enter Ben Afleck Sheriff Meanbad who promptly waves his penis around and tells the doctor to stfu, he’s in charge. Lights go haywire OMG and one of the officers is going batty. Seems to be an exercise at jumping at nothing so far. Unless you happened to be scared of dead bodies. And I'm NOT unless they are zombies and particularly mobile ones at that.
Or they are JOHNNY ZOMBIES with all that entails.
This is hilarious. There's a song playing, I go to pieces... which is amusing because they keep finding hands and heads all over the place. lol. Ancient evil or something. I'm going to pretend Lisa and the doctor are lesbians because they've given me no context for why they are visiting this town together.
Hee the ancient evil just got the asshole officer and ate his brain.
Oh, nm, Lisa is her little sister. Thanks for telling me eventually. XP
Why are American horror films so preoccupied with Ancient Evil? Why are we so scared of our origins?
I predict Doctor Sappho and Sheriff Meanbad will get together.
EDIT: Urban Legends is on. It teased me. I was hoping it was the first one with MR.