just how sinful am i?
i was hanging around tumblr (because its a thing, okay?) and i had to go play with a link in a post that hit my dash. this post, right here: How Sinful Are You?
i knew i had to go check it out. and i probably spent way too much time there. but it was fun and i got a chuckle out of most of the results. check more under the cut to find out what those results were.
basically, you just put in your name and click the "Diagnose" button. and there was no way i could do this with just one name. let's start with the most obvious one. my first name:
Mary is 3% sin okay. so i guess i can see where they're coming from with this. but... yeah. no. i don't think so. let's try again. this time, we'll put in our first and middle names
Mary Jo is all sins combined okay. that's better. much better. let's do just my middle name
Jo is 95% sin not to be confused with jo is 28% sin i guess i sin more with capital letters?
right. moving on to my handles:
Lady is 69% sin so this one gets me a not very ladylike percentage of sin...
ldf is 92% sin short, with a high sin count. and no capital letters. so i guess that theory is shot to hell.
ladydeathfaerie is 74% sin more letters, less sin. i guess my name is so long, i don't have time to sin properly. hmmm. i should work on that.
and, last but not least: hellfyrre is 228% sin i guess when you throw hell into the mix, the sin factor goes right through the fucking roof. i guess this goes to prove that i'm just full of sin. but! don't think i stopped here. oh no. not me.
once i went through all of the names i use, i started putting in the names of my Sues. yeah. this should be loads of fun.
Mystery is 1% sin this is wrong. just... so wrong. we all know that Mystery is made of nothing but anger and rage and sin. and explosions. let's not forget explosions.
Alasdare is 100% sin okay. i can get behind this.
Dare is 8% sin but i have to feel that the numbers should be switched. Dare should be 100% and Alasdare the lower percentage. cos, you know, she barely goes by Alasdare anymore. but whatever. i'm just telling it the way it is.
as an aside, Deryn is 666% sin
Aedan is 6969% sin of course she is. because she raises the dead. and then she fucks them. bah-dum-tish
Chastity is 29126% sin when you have a name like Chastity and you're fucking the dead, there's nothing but sin for as far as the eye can see.
Alex is 6969% sin absolutely. because she isn't afraid of shooting people or anything.
Alexis is 50% sin her sin factor is low here because of Mary Magdelaine.
Lexi is 74% sin huh. her sin factor goes down when she's hanging with Clint. damn that goody two shoes.
Caitlin is 88% sin okay. i think i can buy this. she's not completely evil, but she isn't a girl scout, either.
Sloane is 99% sin yes. yes, she is. Sloane is filled with evil. she'd kill her sister if she could.
Cassandra is 1337% sin the Amazing Cassandra is amazingly sinful. poor girl. it isn't her fault she's been on drugs for so long. blame that on her money hungry parents.
Cass is 50% sin okay. so maybe. she's off drugs. mostly. but that just leaves her cranky. seeing shit all the time will do that to a girl.
Sorcha is 60% sin i have a hard time believing that Sorcha's sin factor isn't higher. seriously. i mean, the girl lives to give Steve fits of apolplexy.
Starr is 60% sin okay. so. she's one of the Fae. i guess they aren't all wicked and sinful. maybe.
Astarte is 99% sin ...really? she's more sinful when she uses her full name? where's the fucking logic in that? seriously.
and this is how i spent my time today. so productive. but it was still fun.
i knew i had to go check it out. and i probably spent way too much time there. but it was fun and i got a chuckle out of most of the results. check more under the cut to find out what those results were.
basically, you just put in your name and click the "Diagnose" button. and there was no way i could do this with just one name. let's start with the most obvious one. my first name:
Mary is 3% sin okay. so i guess i can see where they're coming from with this. but... yeah. no. i don't think so. let's try again. this time, we'll put in our first and middle names
Mary Jo is all sins combined okay. that's better. much better. let's do just my middle name
Jo is 95% sin not to be confused with jo is 28% sin i guess i sin more with capital letters?
right. moving on to my handles:
Lady is 69% sin so this one gets me a not very ladylike percentage of sin...
ldf is 92% sin short, with a high sin count. and no capital letters. so i guess that theory is shot to hell.
ladydeathfaerie is 74% sin more letters, less sin. i guess my name is so long, i don't have time to sin properly. hmmm. i should work on that.
and, last but not least: hellfyrre is 228% sin i guess when you throw hell into the mix, the sin factor goes right through the fucking roof. i guess this goes to prove that i'm just full of sin. but! don't think i stopped here. oh no. not me.
once i went through all of the names i use, i started putting in the names of my Sues. yeah. this should be loads of fun.
Mystery is 1% sin this is wrong. just... so wrong. we all know that Mystery is made of nothing but anger and rage and sin. and explosions. let's not forget explosions.
Alasdare is 100% sin okay. i can get behind this.
Dare is 8% sin but i have to feel that the numbers should be switched. Dare should be 100% and Alasdare the lower percentage. cos, you know, she barely goes by Alasdare anymore. but whatever. i'm just telling it the way it is.
as an aside, Deryn is 666% sin
Aedan is 6969% sin of course she is. because she raises the dead. and then she fucks them. bah-dum-tish
Chastity is 29126% sin when you have a name like Chastity and you're fucking the dead, there's nothing but sin for as far as the eye can see.
Alex is 6969% sin absolutely. because she isn't afraid of shooting people or anything.
Alexis is 50% sin her sin factor is low here because of Mary Magdelaine.
Lexi is 74% sin huh. her sin factor goes down when she's hanging with Clint. damn that goody two shoes.
Caitlin is 88% sin okay. i think i can buy this. she's not completely evil, but she isn't a girl scout, either.
Sloane is 99% sin yes. yes, she is. Sloane is filled with evil. she'd kill her sister if she could.
Cassandra is 1337% sin the Amazing Cassandra is amazingly sinful. poor girl. it isn't her fault she's been on drugs for so long. blame that on her money hungry parents.
Cass is 50% sin okay. so maybe. she's off drugs. mostly. but that just leaves her cranky. seeing shit all the time will do that to a girl.
Sorcha is 60% sin i have a hard time believing that Sorcha's sin factor isn't higher. seriously. i mean, the girl lives to give Steve fits of apolplexy.
Starr is 60% sin okay. so. she's one of the Fae. i guess they aren't all wicked and sinful. maybe.
Astarte is 99% sin ...really? she's more sinful when she uses her full name? where's the fucking logic in that? seriously.
and this is how i spent my time today. so productive. but it was still fun.