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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50º Fahrenheit (10 C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians
plant gardens.

35º Fahrenheit (1.6 C) Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with
the windows down.

32º Fahrenheit (0 C) American water freezes. Canadian water gets
thicker.

0º Fahrenheit (-17.9 C) New York City landlords finally turn on the
heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

60º Fahrenheit (-51 C) Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides
sell cookies door-to-door.

-100º Fahrenheit (-73 C) Santa Clause abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173º Fahrenheit (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes. Canadians get
frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460º Fahrenheit (-273 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "Cold eh?"

-500º Fahrenheit (-295 C) Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs
win the Stanley Cup.