Dear Douchebags of the Universe...
You are now in for an extended rant.
Fuck people who do not pay for their services. How dare you deprive me of the money that I work VERY hard for.
Today at work a lady came in and wanted a shampoo, blow dry, and flat iron. I think rad: easy money and time for me to relax. And awesome for her because she had too much sheen in her hair. ANYWHO. After she grilled me on if I knew "how to do my people's" kind of hair she let me proceed by giving me the instructions on how to bump it on the ends and give her volume on top.
I could have done this with my eyes closed before I even went to school.
Anyway, I start drying and she is looking through books to "make sure" I knew what she was talking about by showing me a picture. I start flat ironing it and she decides she didn't like that, SO, has me start from scratch with a curling iron. Then when I am half done with the curling iron she says, "Whatever, just...flat iron the top layer."
WHAT?! Alright then.
I finish the task before me and she informs me it looks ten times worse than when she came in. And that her ends look fryed and horrible.
YOUR HAIR IS RELAXED AND YOU HAVE BLEACH ON THE BOTTOM. YES. IT LOOKS FRYED AND HORRIBLE BUT I DIDN'T DO THAT.
And then she leaves without paying. I hate douchebags.
The end.
Fuck people who do not pay for their services. How dare you deprive me of the money that I work VERY hard for.
Today at work a lady came in and wanted a shampoo, blow dry, and flat iron. I think rad: easy money and time for me to relax. And awesome for her because she had too much sheen in her hair. ANYWHO. After she grilled me on if I knew "how to do my people's" kind of hair she let me proceed by giving me the instructions on how to bump it on the ends and give her volume on top.
I could have done this with my eyes closed before I even went to school.
Anyway, I start drying and she is looking through books to "make sure" I knew what she was talking about by showing me a picture. I start flat ironing it and she decides she didn't like that, SO, has me start from scratch with a curling iron. Then when I am half done with the curling iron she says, "Whatever, just...flat iron the top layer."
WHAT?! Alright then.
I finish the task before me and she informs me it looks ten times worse than when she came in. And that her ends look fryed and horrible.
YOUR HAIR IS RELAXED AND YOU HAVE BLEACH ON THE BOTTOM. YES. IT LOOKS FRYED AND HORRIBLE BUT I DIDN'T DO THAT.
And then she leaves without paying. I hate douchebags.
The end.