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Created by karla-babyy and taken 473 times on BzoinkWhat was the last thing you ate that required butter?: The oatmeal I ate for breakfast today. If you were forced to play an unusual instrument, what would that be?: Define unusual. A gazoo? What did you last dress up for Halloween as?: A pirate. Have you ever thought about how they make Twizzlers?: No. Now I'm concerned I should be. Do you get the word-play in Britney's song "If You Seek Amy"?: Uh, yes. Are you inferring it's difficult to do this? What was the last thing you Googled?: I don't use google. Have you ever put something "unmicrowavable" in the microwave?: Uh.. no. Who was the last person to call you out on your smartness?: If you mean acknowledging my vast intellectual base, that would be a fellow co-worker. Who is your #6 on your top?: My top what? Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?: Completely, entirely, absolutely. What are the two channels on your "jump" button on your TV remote?: I don't use this feature. Who is your 4th message in your inbox from?: Depends on the inbox. What does your status box say?: On FB, it says that I'm enjoying Farm Pals. What color is your carpet?: A color I don't like. Do you have shower curtains?: Yes. What brand is your toothpaste?: Colgate. Do you think Oprah is lame?: Eh, she can suffer from momentary lameness. What was the last chapter book you read?: I'm ashamed to admit I haven't read a REAL book in quite some time. If I were to look in your closet, what would I find?: Uh... the usual? Did you feel bad when John McCain lost the election?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......no. How old will you be for the next election?: 42 - weeping. What was the last fattening food you purchased?: Sausage biscuit from McDonald's. Has anyone seen you naked in the past 3 months?: Yes, I *am* married, after all. Doesn't it piss you off when fat people eat fattening foods?: I take great offense to this question, and am considering not finishing this meme because of it. Do you play with dead bugs?: No. What was the last bug you killed?: A palmetto bug. Do you flush trash down the toilet?: Geezus, the person who did this quiz is really reaching now. Do you think your house is haunted?: No. How many country songs have you heard today?: Zero, and that's how I like it. What's your favorite oldies band?: Tempations and/or the Commodores. Last department store you shopped at?: Does Walmart count? Do you own anything Ed Hardy?: No. Don't you feel bad for Michael Jackson's kiddos?: Yes, truly. What color is your keyboard?: Black like the big black hole where the quiz maker's brain is. Do you own anything glow-in-the-dark?: No. Do you own anything light-up?: No. How many times have you played Guitar hero this week?: I don't own a gaming system. Have you ever prank-called a big buisness, like Microsoft?: No. This could be fun, however! When do you think the world will end?: When God is ready. Do you check your mailbox every day?: Electronic - yes. Actual - no. How many yellow shoes do you own?: Zero, thankfully. What brand is your deoderant?: Dove. Don't you just love those 'Axe' commercials?: I prefer Sonic commercials. Did you know that the average human eats 8 total spiders in their sleep?: I'd like to see the factual proof for this, please. Will you save all your answers? It's no fun if you dont :]: Whatevs. You've been totally Bzoink*d!
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