Today I found the cat with a dust bunny (rhino?) so large I thought it had been alive at one point ( Read more... )

My beloved Zonker passed away yesterday. I am beyond grief ( Read more... )

( Geezer cat pron! )

Mr. Z is out of surgery minus two teeth and is doing fine. I get to pick him up this afternoon, yay ( Read more... )

I'm a total wreck today ( Read more... )

Weirdest thing I've said evar:'Sorry, I can't--today I have to wash the cat.' Weirder still? TRUE. Weirdest of all? He loved it.

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Thanks to everybody who sent me good thoughts for @misterzonker. He has loudly accepted his due, and is cooking in the sun now, lol

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In Accordance With The Prophecy, local dolphins have offered passage on mothership to self and cat. Note: out of Windex.

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Found cat's membership card for Society of Evil Geniuses. Argued that does not entitle him to my Doomsday device. Found poop in shoe.

[ MrZ: @ ladycaviar but I needs the Doomsday Device. It is full of warm and my toes are cold. Plus I can explode stuff.]

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