evil monkeys
evil monkeys
so I ask you...why? why did god feel the need to pop 2 of my eggs when all the while he KNEW all they were gonna do is FIGHT?? yeh there are the rare moments of them actually getting along but I said RARE right? Im talking mere moments of each day and THATs IT!!....seriously folks....why?...dear god....it's Sunday....my day to just chill ya know?....the girl slept over a friends last nite...off having a picnic in the park....I even got to sleep til 1pm today....Ive remained IN my jammies...sipped coffee...watched movies and just chilled....the monkeys did NOT wake me up....thank god....they asked to go TOGETHER to go skate.....ok..with cell phone in pocket they left with my blessing....do ya think they could actually go an HOUR without pissing each other off?...NOoooooooooo!!!.....Ty came in the door solo....telling me what a dick his brother is....so he just came home....alone!....so I text the other monkey to get his ass home....he does....Ty has told me all that went on....in a nutshell garrett sux at skating...yeh...oh well...but no....he sux and when he DOES suck he gets angry...not at himself mind you...at his board--which he THREW at least 3 times....I ask you...did the board fail? noooo.....then he starts swearing and calling Ty names....did Ty fail? noooooooooo....it's garrett who failed doing a lame assed skate trick..>!!!.....then I find out that Ty had been pissy when they had woken up....demanding garrett (who had woken up first mind you and had controlling factor of the TV remote) for garrett to change the channel...and when garrett didnt do as Ty asked...Ty then smacked garett...OMG....had Ty eaten OR taken his pill? noooo.....see my world here peeps?? WTF??.....it isnt THAT hard to be 13yrs. old.....you dont have a job or have to pay taxes or bills....all you do is fuckin EXIST!! you get a house to live in, a bed to sleep in, food in the frig, elctricity ON....hell even fuckin cable TV..!! and you CANT CO-EXIST with your brother?????????????????????????? OMG....can they just GET IT already?? just fuckin Co-EXIST decently in my world!! they dont have to be BEST FRIENDS...just be DECENT!!! F U C K !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so I ask you...why? why did god feel the need to pop 2 of my eggs when all the while he KNEW all they were gonna do is FIGHT?? yeh there are the rare moments of them actually getting along but I said RARE right? Im talking mere moments of each day and THATs IT!!....seriously folks....why?...dear god....it's Sunday....my day to just chill ya know?....the girl slept over a friends last nite...off having a picnic in the park....I even got to sleep til 1pm today....Ive remained IN my jammies...sipped coffee...watched movies and just chilled....the monkeys did NOT wake me up....thank god....they asked to go TOGETHER to go skate.....ok..with cell phone in pocket they left with my blessing....do ya think they could actually go an HOUR without pissing each other off?...NOoooooooooo!!!.....Ty came in the door solo....telling me what a dick his brother is....so he just came home....alone!....so I text the other monkey to get his ass home....he does....Ty has told me all that went on....in a nutshell garrett sux at skating...yeh...oh well...but no....he sux and when he DOES suck he gets angry...not at himself mind you...at his board--which he THREW at least 3 times....I ask you...did the board fail? noooo.....then he starts swearing and calling Ty names....did Ty fail? noooooooooo....it's garrett who failed doing a lame assed skate trick..>!!!.....then I find out that Ty had been pissy when they had woken up....demanding garrett (who had woken up first mind you and had controlling factor of the TV remote) for garrett to change the channel...and when garrett didnt do as Ty asked...Ty then smacked garett...OMG....had Ty eaten OR taken his pill? noooo.....see my world here peeps?? WTF??.....it isnt THAT hard to be 13yrs. old.....you dont have a job or have to pay taxes or bills....all you do is fuckin EXIST!! you get a house to live in, a bed to sleep in, food in the frig, elctricity ON....hell even fuckin cable TV..!! and you CANT CO-EXIST with your brother?????????????????????????? OMG....can they just GET IT already?? just fuckin Co-EXIST decently in my world!! they dont have to be BEST FRIENDS...just be DECENT!!! F U C K !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!