wild night
oh. my. god.
so, never trust a british guy (or an australian!) to keep his clothes on...
ha ha, so last night koko and i went to this party at beverly plaza, the apts. down the street... 'cause i knew ben and his hot foreign friends were gonna be there, and kevin and all the rest of the guys too... and we were bored, so it seemed like a good idea. so we get there, and we start drinking, and then we start talking the foriegn guys:
ben- gorgeous, huge bubble butt, boxer's ripped body, eastern european/jewish descent, slut, my occasional hook-up buddy, here for the semester from england.
dean- most stunning blue eyes i've ever seen, great ass/abs, charming to the extreme, also from england.
sam- rough and tumble, blonde, looks a bit like a really sexy hobbit, also from england.
australian ben- hilarious, sweet, shaggy headed, brown hair, from australia, duh.
now keep in mind, not one of these boys is ugly, and they're all very charming with their accents, especially dean (and i quote, "kortnee, you are a princess (insert him kissing her hand) and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. if anyone ever does, i swear, i'll hunt him down and kill him with my bare hands... do you feel my heart beat? it beats only for you." keep in mind that he's known her for all of two hours, lmao). so they were gonna go home (back to the dorms) with ben's suitemate charlie, but they decided to stay at the party a bit longer, and since it's all of half a mile down the road from the school, they were like, "oh we'll walk home, don't worry about it." so koko and me are sitting there shooting the shit with them, and finally kortnee's like, "ok, i got ballet at nine in the morning, so i gotta go to bed," and we get up to leave, and ben's like, "wait, can we get a ride?" so of course we're like, DUH, even though we know we're going to be squished like sardines in kortnee's lil' car, but whatever... you don't pass up an opportunity like that... and what an opportunity it turned out to be!! so we're headed to the car, and we pass the pool, and ben and dean are like, "let's get naked!" and suddenly the four of them catapult over the pool fence, and strip down like it's nothing, and jump in the pool... at 3:30 in the morning. yeah, me and koko were like, "OH. MY. GOD." i only wish i'd thought to bring my fucking camera phone with me... i'm probably the only person i know who doesn't carry their phone around with them like it's some kind of third hand. to be honest, i'm a little sad that i got it... i liked being unreachable. anywho, back to the story, so they're out being naked, and me and kortnee are standing there watching, and some girls from one of the near by apts. were watching through the window, and it was pretty high-larious. so we eventually made it back to the dorms, and sam goes off to his buliding, and kortnee goes to hers, and ben, aussie ben, dean, and i head off to me and ben's building, since aussie ben and dean are just down visiting ben. and ben's like, "oh yeah mates, you can have my bed, and i'll go upstairs and sleep with tiffany." and i'm like, "huh? what?" and he goes, "i promise not to try to shag you." HA. we saw how well that worked out. so we drop those fools off, and we come up to my room, and amazingly, jenna was still up ('cause sexy matt, not to be confused with matty, the red-headed menace, had come over to chat with her) and she was like, "oh, i'm gonna go sleep in kortnee's room." so she bunked out, and then it was just me and ben... and you know what comes next. so we finally passed out at like, 6, this morning, and then my fucking granny calls me at 8:45 and wakes me up, and i guess my talking woke ben up, so he grabbed his clothes and left (although he left his pillow), and thus ends the story. it's pretty crazy, the shit that i get involved with.
happy cinco de mayo, mates!
so, never trust a british guy (or an australian!) to keep his clothes on...
ha ha, so last night koko and i went to this party at beverly plaza, the apts. down the street... 'cause i knew ben and his hot foreign friends were gonna be there, and kevin and all the rest of the guys too... and we were bored, so it seemed like a good idea. so we get there, and we start drinking, and then we start talking the foriegn guys:
ben- gorgeous, huge bubble butt, boxer's ripped body, eastern european/jewish descent, slut, my occasional hook-up buddy, here for the semester from england.
dean- most stunning blue eyes i've ever seen, great ass/abs, charming to the extreme, also from england.
sam- rough and tumble, blonde, looks a bit like a really sexy hobbit, also from england.
australian ben- hilarious, sweet, shaggy headed, brown hair, from australia, duh.
now keep in mind, not one of these boys is ugly, and they're all very charming with their accents, especially dean (and i quote, "kortnee, you are a princess (insert him kissing her hand) and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. if anyone ever does, i swear, i'll hunt him down and kill him with my bare hands... do you feel my heart beat? it beats only for you." keep in mind that he's known her for all of two hours, lmao). so they were gonna go home (back to the dorms) with ben's suitemate charlie, but they decided to stay at the party a bit longer, and since it's all of half a mile down the road from the school, they were like, "oh we'll walk home, don't worry about it." so koko and me are sitting there shooting the shit with them, and finally kortnee's like, "ok, i got ballet at nine in the morning, so i gotta go to bed," and we get up to leave, and ben's like, "wait, can we get a ride?" so of course we're like, DUH, even though we know we're going to be squished like sardines in kortnee's lil' car, but whatever... you don't pass up an opportunity like that... and what an opportunity it turned out to be!! so we're headed to the car, and we pass the pool, and ben and dean are like, "let's get naked!" and suddenly the four of them catapult over the pool fence, and strip down like it's nothing, and jump in the pool... at 3:30 in the morning. yeah, me and koko were like, "OH. MY. GOD." i only wish i'd thought to bring my fucking camera phone with me... i'm probably the only person i know who doesn't carry their phone around with them like it's some kind of third hand. to be honest, i'm a little sad that i got it... i liked being unreachable. anywho, back to the story, so they're out being naked, and me and kortnee are standing there watching, and some girls from one of the near by apts. were watching through the window, and it was pretty high-larious. so we eventually made it back to the dorms, and sam goes off to his buliding, and kortnee goes to hers, and ben, aussie ben, dean, and i head off to me and ben's building, since aussie ben and dean are just down visiting ben. and ben's like, "oh yeah mates, you can have my bed, and i'll go upstairs and sleep with tiffany." and i'm like, "huh? what?" and he goes, "i promise not to try to shag you." HA. we saw how well that worked out. so we drop those fools off, and we come up to my room, and amazingly, jenna was still up ('cause sexy matt, not to be confused with matty, the red-headed menace, had come over to chat with her) and she was like, "oh, i'm gonna go sleep in kortnee's room." so she bunked out, and then it was just me and ben... and you know what comes next. so we finally passed out at like, 6, this morning, and then my fucking granny calls me at 8:45 and wakes me up, and i guess my talking woke ben up, so he grabbed his clothes and left (although he left his pillow), and thus ends the story. it's pretty crazy, the shit that i get involved with.
happy cinco de mayo, mates!