A plea, and some bribing.
If someone who is in the graphic design inclined way would be so kind as to help me start over with this blasted layout and figure something out that's not so damnably buggy, I will be your slave for life. In reality, I'll bribe you with fic or icons or more concrete manner of shiny like DVDs or whatever else. I'm just so damnably fussy sometimes and I know the sort of thing that I like, I just can't make the coding behave. I'm competent enough with HTML and CSS that this shouldn't be as hard as it is, but I just give myself fits and need someone else's guidance.