The AIW One-Shot Collection + "A Very Cozy Nap"
(Bleh, I'm annoyed I don't have all my icons since I haven't updated my paid account. Hatter will have to do.)
Attention, attention,
There is going to be a new memories section at this journal called the AIW One-Shot Collection which will feature meaningless little stories told through AIM/Skype about Wonderland or its characters. I've been doing this for years but I haven't been keeping track of it, and I aim to change that because many of these little things are charming and nostalgic and they are an outlet for my creativity when I'm not being super serious or getting myself invested in a huge project. That's part of the reason I didn't keep track - I figured no one cared. But I kind of care! They're special to me.
So, alongside two past stories I polished and added in the past month, (The Nipple and Jennifer, Hare, and the Baby-Oil)... here are three more coming up! The first being...
A Very Cozy Nap
One day, Hare had been up all night being adorable.
He had no control over this. He got excited and was hopping all over the place.
There was going to be a meteor shower and he had pointed Hatter's telescope at the stars until very late. Around two, he was going to go to bed, but Hatter wanted to stay up and tell awful jokes that only a 7-year-old would think was funny, and giggle under the covers. Hare got up and started giggling in front of the window, wearing nothing but his tighty whities, and Hatter was like "Hare, I know my neighbors are far away, but can you not?"
But Hare was like "I CAN NOT BUT I DON'T WANNA, WOOOOOOO" and he shook all that junk and did a sass-twirl. Nobody knew this, but Hare had had half a wine-cooler before they went upstairs. He was a light-weight and already buzzed, but he tended to act a little drunk anyway, so Hatter couldn't pinpoint what was going on while he whoop-whooped all around the bedroom and flopped back on the pillows so hard the bed was like a trampoline.
So by morning, he realized he had all kinds of chores he needed to tend to, and on top of that he was going through the mirror to meet me. So he gathered the laundry off the floor, and he vacuumed, and he scrub-a-dub-dubbed his tub and got off all the soap rings. He organized his bath toys, and he cleaned the mirror, which needed it awfully because he had been brushing his teeth so close and splattering toothpaste.
He realized he was out of his favorite tea, to make things worse, so he came to visit with very red sims bars, if you catch my drift, and he slumped over on the couch while we were watching TV. I, fortunately, had chamomile to spare - just one. But when I made it, it just made his eyelids heavy as lead. He was sooo relaxed that he was falling asleep.
I would try to make comments to him about what I was watching, about how stupid and sexist various commercials were, but he would barely even answer, and if he did it was just a very ambiguous "mmmphghh.." I looked up and could see what was going on, and I bit my lip because I wanted to gush and coo at this gaping-mouthed honeh-bunneh passing out on my couch, but I knew that would disrupt him.
So instead, I took off his shoes very carefully, turned him sideways, got a blanket that didn't fit and his feet were sticking out the bottom... so I got another blanket, and I put a comfy orange couch pillow under his head, made sure the tea was in reach, and gave him a huge smooch on pretty much every inch of his face, which did slightly wake him up, but they were moments he was happy to somewhat consciously experience!
He slept the rest of the afternoon and woke up surprised. Then I made him dinner.
The end.
[8/25/2014 10:06:53 PM] Phantomwise: aww
[8/25/2014 10:07:05 PM] Phantomwise: you better have cuddled him too
[8/25/2014 10:07:23 PM] Princess Orlokz: yes
[8/25/2014 10:07:28 PM] Princess Orlokz: when he got up, we had massive cuddlez
[8/25/2014 10:07:43 PM] Phantomwise: good, good
[8/25/2014 10:07:54 PM] Phantomwise: bunnies need their cuddles, you know
[8/25/2014 10:08:04 PM] Princess Orlokz: yes, yes
[8/25/2014 10:08:05 PM] Phantomwise: if they were a sim, they'd have a bar just for cuddling
[8/25/2014 10:08:10 PM] Princess Orlokz: xDDD
[8/25/2014 10:08:23 PM] Phantomwise: I try to keep Rabbit's full
[8/25/2014 10:08:35 PM] Princess Orlokz: I just thought of a game called Bunneh Cuddlez
[8/25/2014 10:08:47 PM] Princess Orlokz: where you must keep Rabbit and Hare properly cuddled or you lose
[8/25/2014 10:08:51 PM] Phantomwise: XD
[8/25/2014 10:09:00 PM] Phantomwise: sounds like a very rewarding game
Attention, attention,
There is going to be a new memories section at this journal called the AIW One-Shot Collection which will feature meaningless little stories told through AIM/Skype about Wonderland or its characters. I've been doing this for years but I haven't been keeping track of it, and I aim to change that because many of these little things are charming and nostalgic and they are an outlet for my creativity when I'm not being super serious or getting myself invested in a huge project. That's part of the reason I didn't keep track - I figured no one cared. But I kind of care! They're special to me.
So, alongside two past stories I polished and added in the past month, (The Nipple and Jennifer, Hare, and the Baby-Oil)... here are three more coming up! The first being...
A Very Cozy Nap
One day, Hare had been up all night being adorable.
He had no control over this. He got excited and was hopping all over the place.
There was going to be a meteor shower and he had pointed Hatter's telescope at the stars until very late. Around two, he was going to go to bed, but Hatter wanted to stay up and tell awful jokes that only a 7-year-old would think was funny, and giggle under the covers. Hare got up and started giggling in front of the window, wearing nothing but his tighty whities, and Hatter was like "Hare, I know my neighbors are far away, but can you not?"
But Hare was like "I CAN NOT BUT I DON'T WANNA, WOOOOOOO" and he shook all that junk and did a sass-twirl. Nobody knew this, but Hare had had half a wine-cooler before they went upstairs. He was a light-weight and already buzzed, but he tended to act a little drunk anyway, so Hatter couldn't pinpoint what was going on while he whoop-whooped all around the bedroom and flopped back on the pillows so hard the bed was like a trampoline.
So by morning, he realized he had all kinds of chores he needed to tend to, and on top of that he was going through the mirror to meet me. So he gathered the laundry off the floor, and he vacuumed, and he scrub-a-dub-dubbed his tub and got off all the soap rings. He organized his bath toys, and he cleaned the mirror, which needed it awfully because he had been brushing his teeth so close and splattering toothpaste.
He realized he was out of his favorite tea, to make things worse, so he came to visit with very red sims bars, if you catch my drift, and he slumped over on the couch while we were watching TV. I, fortunately, had chamomile to spare - just one. But when I made it, it just made his eyelids heavy as lead. He was sooo relaxed that he was falling asleep.
I would try to make comments to him about what I was watching, about how stupid and sexist various commercials were, but he would barely even answer, and if he did it was just a very ambiguous "mmmphghh.." I looked up and could see what was going on, and I bit my lip because I wanted to gush and coo at this gaping-mouthed honeh-bunneh passing out on my couch, but I knew that would disrupt him.
So instead, I took off his shoes very carefully, turned him sideways, got a blanket that didn't fit and his feet were sticking out the bottom... so I got another blanket, and I put a comfy orange couch pillow under his head, made sure the tea was in reach, and gave him a huge smooch on pretty much every inch of his face, which did slightly wake him up, but they were moments he was happy to somewhat consciously experience!
He slept the rest of the afternoon and woke up surprised. Then I made him dinner.
The end.
[8/25/2014 10:06:53 PM] Phantomwise: aww
[8/25/2014 10:07:05 PM] Phantomwise: you better have cuddled him too
[8/25/2014 10:07:23 PM] Princess Orlokz: yes
[8/25/2014 10:07:28 PM] Princess Orlokz: when he got up, we had massive cuddlez
[8/25/2014 10:07:43 PM] Phantomwise: good, good
[8/25/2014 10:07:54 PM] Phantomwise: bunnies need their cuddles, you know
[8/25/2014 10:08:04 PM] Princess Orlokz: yes, yes
[8/25/2014 10:08:05 PM] Phantomwise: if they were a sim, they'd have a bar just for cuddling
[8/25/2014 10:08:10 PM] Princess Orlokz: xDDD
[8/25/2014 10:08:23 PM] Phantomwise: I try to keep Rabbit's full
[8/25/2014 10:08:35 PM] Princess Orlokz: I just thought of a game called Bunneh Cuddlez
[8/25/2014 10:08:47 PM] Princess Orlokz: where you must keep Rabbit and Hare properly cuddled or you lose
[8/25/2014 10:08:51 PM] Phantomwise: XD
[8/25/2014 10:09:00 PM] Phantomwise: sounds like a very rewarding game