Jennifer, Hare, and the Baby Oil
Because writing incredibly short one-shots for no reason at all has been a newly discovered joy for me recently.
Jennifer, Hare, and the Baby Oil
One chilly day in Wonderland, Jennifer was over at Hare's. They had been watching TV that afternoon, drinking tea, and giggling about absolutely nothing when Jennifer proposed that they hop in the tub and have a bubble bath. Hare was all for it. They had done it once before, weeks ago, and he never wanted to bring up how much fun it was in case Jennifer didn't feel the same. They ran for the bathroom, tossing their clothes off. There was a trail of suit jackets, panties, and suspenders all the way down the hall.
While the water was running, Jennifer marvelled at the size of the tub. It was one of the biggest she had ever seen, and at the back of her mind she wondered how Hare was able to afford it. Exotic dancing, again? She thought of asking, but she noticed baby oil in the cabinet while she was looking for the bubble bath. "Wait," she said. Hare twitched his nose.
"What?"
"Turn off that water. I have a great idea." Hare obeyed and turned back around.
"What is it?"
"Let's turn the bathtub into a slip'n'slide!" Hare's mouth dropped in pure ecstasy.
"OKAY!"
The end.
Jennifer, Hare, and the Baby Oil
One chilly day in Wonderland, Jennifer was over at Hare's. They had been watching TV that afternoon, drinking tea, and giggling about absolutely nothing when Jennifer proposed that they hop in the tub and have a bubble bath. Hare was all for it. They had done it once before, weeks ago, and he never wanted to bring up how much fun it was in case Jennifer didn't feel the same. They ran for the bathroom, tossing their clothes off. There was a trail of suit jackets, panties, and suspenders all the way down the hall.
While the water was running, Jennifer marvelled at the size of the tub. It was one of the biggest she had ever seen, and at the back of her mind she wondered how Hare was able to afford it. Exotic dancing, again? She thought of asking, but she noticed baby oil in the cabinet while she was looking for the bubble bath. "Wait," she said. Hare twitched his nose.
"What?"
"Turn off that water. I have a great idea." Hare obeyed and turned back around.
"What is it?"
"Let's turn the bathtub into a slip'n'slide!" Hare's mouth dropped in pure ecstasy.
"OKAY!"
The end.