Not a surprise
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I stole flynxy's purse (-30 points). In April I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Wednesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In May I gave piratebadger a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In November I broke sflagg1014's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-746 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
ladyblue42
I'm a little concerned about this. When did my cat start carrying a purse?