Well, that was mildly awful

[ladyblahblah]

Note to self: STOP GETTING INVOLVED IN FANDOM WANKERY.  FOR SERIOUS.

Can anyone recommend me something nice and romantic and fluffy to take my mind off of things?  You know my preferences by now, I think. XD

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[ninjaboots]

Is this about the Uhura post in kirkspock? I admit, I stared at it a couple of times and ultimately decided not to click. Was it interesting?

If it was about that and you're just finally relaxing, feel free not to answer.

[ladyblahblah]

Yeah, it is. And it could have been interesting if it could have remained a mature adult discussion instead of devolving into wankery. Ah, well, there were definitely people in there who were behaving properly, and I was more than happy to see what they had to say, even if I didn't always agree.

All in all I've been involved in way worse, but you probably made the right choice in not clicking. XD

[ninjaboots]

It always amazes me when people don't seem to understand that 'I see where you're coming from and I respect that but I see it differently' does not equal 'OH GOD YOU BITCH WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE WRONG'.

Well, I am have no particular recs, but rest assured that you are awesomesauce and I am sending fluffy thoughts of Spock cuddling Kirk quite mercilessly in your direction.

(Because Kirk is self-sufficient and he doesn't need coddling dammit, no matter what Bones says about him being uncomfortable accepting affection because he wasn't hugged enough as a child. What the hell was Spock doing chatting with Bones about that shit anyway, this is why he liked it better when they were glaring and sniping and snarking instead of talking like adults. Dammit, Spock, let go!)

[ladyblahblah]

ILU so hard for all of this. XD

*giggles forever over that mental image*

[ninjaboots]

I just like the thought of Spock snuggling Jim as calmly and ruthlessly as he makes him eat salad twice a week, because it's beneficial for humans to experience regular affectionate contact. Also Jim isn't struggling very hard.

[ladyblahblah]

XD

And Jim tries to convince Spock that he's mixing humans up with an article he read about Oryctolagus cuniculus, but Spock's not having any of his tomfoolery (as the good Doctor puts it). Jim will accept his cuddling like an adult, and in return Spock will allow him to substitute his usual daily vitamins for the brightly-colored ones shaped like stylized cavemen. -_-

[ninjaboots]

You know that Bones is making a habit of tossing comments about oxytocin levels and anthropological studies about tribal primate societies into conversation with a great deal of glee, at this point.

Meanwhile, Jim is sort of confused and mildly aggressive about this whole thing but sekritly enjoys it so much it scares him a little, and maybe his arguments would work better if he didn't keep falling asleep and staying that way for at least eight hours every time. And Spock spends his time wearing his I-am-not-smug-or-possessive-at-all-that-would-be-emotional face, and not thinking smug, possessive thoughts about the human currently curled all safe and warm in Spock's bed.

[ladyblahblah]

SO.

HARD.

LIKE SPOCK IN PON FARR.

THAT IS HOW I'M LOVING YOU.

(You know, if you wanted, to, say, write this all out in a series of drabbles that all happened to tie into each other . . . *innocent cough*)

[ninjaboots]

But but... how did this all even start? And are Kirk and Spock in a relationship at this point or is Spock just taking advantage of the fact that Kirk hasn't quite figured out Vulcans yet?

[ladyblahblah]

Ooooh, I know this game! I'm good at this game

[ninjaboots]

WANT TO HEAR.

GIVE ME. NOW.

*drooling and giggling simultaneously*

[ladyblahblah]

Okay, option two:

The curtain opens on a weary Jim. It's been a hard few [INSERT MEASURE OF TIME HERE], with some exciting but dangerous missions, and a few exciting missions that weren't very dangerous at all, and a hell of a lot of missions that were boring as hell but nevertheless demanded a great deal of his time and energy. And there hasn't been shore leave in forever, and there's not going to be as far as he can see. Which means he hasn't gotten laid in ages.

Which means that he hasn't really had much in the way of human contact.

Oh, he's the touchy-feely type, always a hand on a shoulder here or a manly one-armed hug there. But those are just little fleeting bits of contact, and it's like trying to keep a dog alive on those stupid Beggin' Strips things. It really just makes him crave what he's not getting. And okay, no, sex has never exactly been completely fulfilling, and yes, it's always felt like there was something missing, but hey, it's pretty damn good anyway

[ninjaboots]

ILU. ILU so much I'm fairly certain it's illegal in several countries, and Vulcans would find me highly distasteful.

Why is Spock so awesome when he's rationalizing to himself that over-the-top protectiveness for his captain is completely logical? I think it's the big words. I might have a vocabulary kink.

I adore both of these scenarios, but the first one might be my favourite, which is somewhat unusual for me because I have a hardcore addiction to first-time stories. But the angst and the frustrated longing and the mentally-scarred rambling by BFF!McCoy won me, and I worship at your feet for giving me these pretty, pretty mental images. Yesss.

And may I say I'm glad that Bones is being so considerate of his narrator's lack of sleep? It's very sweet of him, really.

[ladyblahblah]

And may I say I'm glad that Bones is being so considerate of his narrator's lack of sleep? It's very sweet of him, really.

It's the Southern Gentleman in him coming out again. XD And it was very much appreciated. Bones gets cuddles, too, which I am more than willing to provide.

Vocabulary kink, yesssssssssssss. Mmmmm, big words. Sorry boys, but when it comes to vocab, size does matter.

So, if you really like the first one, YOU SHOULD WRITE IT. C'mooooooooooooon, you know you want to. o.o

[nightshadow_t2]

This is made of so much win. And you call me a tease. :D

[ladyblahblah]

Heeeeeeee, thanks! XD And yes, yes I do. Because I don't actually have this sitting on my harddrive waiting to see the light of day.

If your computer "mysteriously disappears", I just want you to know that I definitely had nothing to do with it.