Because potato chips suck and I have nothing better to post

[ladyasenath]

Stolen from ainos2

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Asenath!

1. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Asenath!
2. Ideally, Asenath should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
3. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Asenath!
4. An average beaver can cut down Asenath every year!
5. Asenathology is the study of Asenath.
6. Over half of Americans are officially Asenath!
7. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Asenath.
8. Baskin Robbins once made Asenath flavoured ice cream.
9. Asenathicide is the killing of Asenath.
10. The fingerprints of Asenath are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.