1) OMFG SNOW HOW ARE YOU SO ADORABLE????? Adorable whilst holding eggs! Adorable whilst hiding! Adorable whilst smoothing your skirt! Adorable whilst "aw"-ing! ADORABLE ALL AROUND. HOW????
2) CLOAKS OF PRETTY!!! DO WANT. I loved Red's cloak, it was all swirly and foreboding and awesome, but I really covet Snow's embroidered cloak. I should have guessed from the promo I'd have major clothes envy.
3) HOLY SHIT I LIKED THAT BACKSTORY!!!! THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL DAMN BACKSTORY. I really, REALLY loved the fact they didn't shy away from the fact that she was EATING her BOYFRIEND and there was A LOT OF SUSPICIOUSLY BLOODY BITS LYING AROUND. And her Granny? Is a fucking badass. I'm a bit disturbed by the hinted "then he returned and turned me"? ...that doesn't sound very consensual.
I also found it interesting that Ruby/Red's "real world" storyline was all about figuring out who she was and what she could do without any romantic plotlines. Fuck yes, ladies get stuff done.
4) Regina you are the best troll. ALL THE AWARDS.