[The feed opens on Romana's desk. The camera's obviously been placed and after a moment, a figure comes to sit down. Only... that doesn't look like Romana, does it?]
In an attempt to head off any of the City's... accidental postings, I gather it's simply easier to record and distribute this myself.
Reinette, don't be surprised, it really is me, I'm just... cursed male today.
[There's a distinctly feminine sigh and a slight eye roll.]
And I suppose I should be grateful that I kept a number of Tony's clothes, but really this is somewhat... undignified. While changing physical features is normal amongst my kind, this is a bit extreme.
And I don't like this new center of gravity, it makes me wobble when I walk.
...did I just say wobble? I think I've been in this City too long.
[Filtered to the Police Force and a switch to voice]
In the absence of any dissent in my last post, I believe I'll take the position as head of the Police Technical Division. I have a few ideas we may wish to pursue, but I'd like to hear your opinions on any priorities that you see.
I will, however refrain from coming to the office today.
I believe you can understand why.
[ooc: Replies will be from
someonefixthis. Assume this was posted early Sunday morning... just not quite this early.]