Bullets: 78

[lady_turk]

Where the hell am I? However, the more pressing matter would be...

Whose kid is this and why the hell did I wake up in bed with him?!

I was supposed to turn a report today, but I think there's a few more pressing matters to take care of first...

[ooc: Had to sneak a quick post for her in for this curse. X3 Really too amusing to pass up on. And yes,

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[red_dragon_666]

Okay, you know Elena, calm down! And don't touch anything.

You've lost your memory, but freaking out isn't going to help. I can explain, okay?

[lady_turk]

... I am calm....

Lost my memory? What the heck are you talking about? And just who are you?

[red_dragon_666]

I'm Jr.! You really don't remember? Damnit, Sakura and Holly got hit with this too...

You're onboard the Durandal, which is my ship. You've been living here for...quite awhile, actually. You even have a list that you made for newcomers. See?

[lady_turk]

I think I'd know if I ever met a kid like you before. Especially one who seems so familiar with me.

But that does seem to be in my style of writing... It all seems rather unbelievable though. Angels. Demons. The dead coming back to life? Sounds like something out of a fantasy novel or a sci-fi book. Kinda like this ship of yours.

[red_dragon_666]

Well what else do you think this is? You think I knocked you out, kidnapped you, and stuck you in my bed to cuddle with?

Who do you think gave you that ring you're wearing?

[lady_turk]

I assure you, if that is the case, you'll... Wait... RING?!

... I hope you are not implying what I believe you're implying...

[red_dragon_666]

I'm not implying anything. I'm saying, we're a couple you and me! That's a promise ring.

But look, I'm not just a kid, okay? I'm older than you, Elena Thorne.

[lady_turk]

A WHAT?!Oh dear holy, I've become a pedophile, and betrayed the Turks, and somehow he knows my... my...

Wait... How... How did you learn of that name? That was stricken from all records when...when...

... If-If everything that you're saying is true... This is quite a lot of information to take in all at once.

[red_dragon_666]

You told me your name on Valentine's Day.

Yeah, it is. I guess I kinda suck at handling these situations delicately, but waking up to your girlfriend not knowing you kinda sucks for me. I hate the stupid upper management here.

Would you be more comfortable just spending the day with Tseng?

[lady_turk]

Oh... I... I'm sorry. For not remembering, or falling under a curse, if that's what this is. It wasn't my intention to do as such, I assure you.

I'm not sure... It might be best, though I might rather spend the day alone instead.

[red_dragon_666]

It's not your fault. It's the bastards who run this place.

I just wouldn't advise leaving the Durandal. You don't know your way around the City well enough right now.

[lady_turk]

Still. I am sorry for it nonetheless.

Right... Tell me there's something I can shoot or alcohol around here somewhere.