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FACTS OF LIFE:
~~~~research has shown that you can get teenagers to do anything if you tell them it happened on television.
~~~~if you put water in your mouth and press your tongue up against your top front teeth you can shoot water a very impressive distance.
~~~~having a waffle iron with wheels is not nearly as handy as it sounds
~~~~symptoms of coffee deficiency include: -wet mouth
-ability to sleep
-calmness
-easy stomach
-desire to die
~~~~May showers bring depression and roof leaks
~~~~I huffed markers for years before discovering that you should take the caps off first
~~~~High protein diets sound great until you realize there is nothing better than a dinner of cheeze-its and marshmallow peeps
~~~~If you do not thing humans evolved from monkeys, all you have to do to believe it is to see the boogers people put on the wall in almost every bathroom in every place I have worked in.
~~~~coffee is not really that healthy but i have been drinking it for years and i have not gotten cancer even once so it must be working.
~~~~research has shown that you can get teenagers to do anything if you tell them it happened on television.
~~~~if you put water in your mouth and press your tongue up against your top front teeth you can shoot water a very impressive distance.
~~~~having a waffle iron with wheels is not nearly as handy as it sounds
~~~~symptoms of coffee deficiency include: -wet mouth
-ability to sleep
-calmness
-easy stomach
-desire to die
~~~~May showers bring depression and roof leaks
~~~~I huffed markers for years before discovering that you should take the caps off first
~~~~High protein diets sound great until you realize there is nothing better than a dinner of cheeze-its and marshmallow peeps
~~~~If you do not thing humans evolved from monkeys, all you have to do to believe it is to see the boogers people put on the wall in almost every bathroom in every place I have worked in.
~~~~coffee is not really that healthy but i have been drinking it for years and i have not gotten cancer even once so it must be working.