Conversation with Martha:
Me: I'm wound up so much I need to chill the hell out before I get in a car for a 12 hour trip.
Martha: I can fix that I'll buy you pixie sticks and jolt.
Me: I was thinking more on the line of something to make me sleep. How the hell will that plan work?
Martha: Well about 20 minutes after it all kicks in
mollyrazor will turn around and hit you so hard you'll be out the rest of the trip.
Me: I see so it's a two for one she gets to hit me and I get to be out.
Martha: Exactly see Everyone wins!
Me: Martha you may just be the queen of bad ideas today.
Martha: I learned it by watching you ok!
Sigh