FINALLY, THE MARCH HAS COME BACK TO LIVE PPVS.
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ARE WE LIVE YET?! ARE WE LIVE YET?! ARE WE LIVE YET?!
> Yes we are, March, calm yo tits, DAY-UM.
> THIS SHITFUCKERY. Ted went from being IN the Chamber last year and making a huge impact (on Randy's head, with a lead pipe) to A DARK MATCH RIGHT BEFORE. I MAY FUCKING DIE AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.
Ricardo Rodriguez is DA SHIT, yo.
> OH LOOK. ALBERTO DORITO. LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I COULD NOT GIVE. I only care coz I wanna see him beat Kofi to a pulp. That's ALL.
> KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING BOOKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
> I MUST give ADR props for promo skills though. They're quite sick.
> YES. YES, PLEASE BEAT KOFI INTO POWDERED DECAF. SEE WHAT I DID THERE.
> Calling it: ADR wins. Coz it gives him credibility going into 'Mania. Kofi will take NOTHING away from this if he wins.
> Slightly botched knee to the back. I saw you there.
> I'm not even all that interested in this match. I'm just sitting here, reading tweets, and eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
> "Unpredictable offense," Josh Mathews? I love you, but NO. Kofi has become COMPLETELY predictable already, except for one or two spots in EVERY OTHER match.
> Kofi's "KILL KILL KILL" faces are BUTT UGLY.
> RICARDO RODRIGUEZ FOR WWE CHAMP.
> WAS THAT A SUPER ADRKO TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
> TAP BITCH TAP.
> MOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HOMAHGAW RANDAL WHATCHOO DOIN' PACING BACK THERE...
> AND BEIN ALL SEXXEH WHILE YOU BROOD AND JUST BE LIKE, "YES, MY SEXY SHALL NEVER BE KILLED, NOT EVEN INSIDE THE CHAMBER."
> I bet he's just thinking about if anyone's @'d him on Twitter with the identity of his ding-dong-ditcher.
Oh hai, Edge.
> HOMAHGAW DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP, Edge, you meanie. I bet YOU'RE the one screwing Kelly Kelly all kayfabe like.
> THEFUCK Y U GIMME COMMERCIALS!!!1!!1111!!11!
Smackdown! Elimination Chamber match? RIGHT NOW?!
> JUST FUCKING GIMME BURRUH AND DROO ALREADEH.
> THEEEEEEEEEYR'S DROO. OONF. THES MON.
> It has now just occurred to me how The Corre's emblem looks A LOT like the emblem for The New Republic (Star Wars).
> "Wait...we got something going on here...You feel me?" NO, BOOKER, THAT WAS COMPLETELY NOT GAY AT ALL BY ANY MEANS.
> ............OMG BURRUH YOU'RE FUCKED. D:
> Dear Rey Mysterio: KANE WILL HAVE YOU FOR DINNER. IT MUST BE NOTED THAT THIS KANE HAS NOT BEEN FED FOR TWO WEEKS.
> Just coz I know Edge or Rey's gonna win..............I CHOOSE YOU, BURRUH-CHU!
> WHAT THE FUCK. What do you mean no Champion has gone into the chamber and walked out with it? THEHELL. REMEMBER ARMAGEDDON 2005? JOHN CENA WALKED IN CHAMP AND WON THAT MATCH THE CHAMP UNTIL EDGE CAME OUT AND KILLED HIM.
> Mmmm, yes, Drew, pound on that thing like I want you to pound into me. I'M SORRY WUT.
> EDGE JUST KILLED REY MYSTERIO.
> BURRUH IS TRYING TO KILL THAT POD DOOR.
> KILL HIM, BURRUH, KILL HIM.
> JUNKTRAPPING ASSCATCHER ADJUSTMENT.
> WTF did Burruh just do with Rey, LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
> Burruh just did the pigeon-head thing, trollz.
> Rey Mysterio is getting banged up. Calling it: HE WINS. GRRRRRR.
> WAH DAT THIGH. D:
> NOT FUCKING AGAIN. OMG THANK YOU EDGE ILOVEYOU.
> PHEW. At least it wasn't Show yet.
> I THINK KANE JUST KICKED WADE IN THE BARRETT.
> FUCKIN' AY, that shot of Drew in the pod. HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG.
> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL TRIPLE CLOTHESLINE STOOPEED BOIZ.
> NO KANE CAN'T BE ON DREAM STREET COZ TED WAS IN A DARK MATCH AND NOT IN THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER OMG RANT RANT RANT. D:
> ARE REY'S NIPPLES BLEEDING?! #NotSexy
> STOP IT WITH THE HAMSTRING. D:
> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG DREW LOOK AT HIM HE'S AN ANIMAL HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG.
> HOMAHGAW, just when I thought Drew and Wade were gonna have a RIOTOUS good time together, DREW HURTED WADE'S BARRETT.
> DREW IS KELLYING EVERYONE. I mean KILLING. HE'S KILLING ERRBODEH.
> Drew for the mustardfudging win. I don't care I don't care I DON'T CARE.
> OMGLOL, Big Show cheering Edge on. XD
> LMAO DREW'S ASS IN WADE'S FACE. There you go, imyourheaven.
> Just as Big Show comes in, I think I've overtweeted.
> RUN WADE RUN. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.
> QUITIT, SHOW, QUITIT. DDDDDDDDDDD:
> WHATDAFAK, Burruh just got eliminated. OI HEYTCHOO BIG SHOW OI HEYTCHOO.
> REY MYSTERIO IS 69'ING BIG SHOW. Not 619'ing. 69ing. THEFUCK.
> Show just took that one RIGHT to the head.
> KANE IS KILLING ERRBODEH.
> KANE U MAH HERO FOR NOW. AND JUST LIKE THAT YOU'RE NO LONGER MY HERO. YOU JUST FUCKING ELIMINATED DREW. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU.
> Y DER B NO BLUD.
> If Mysterio wins, I fucking riot.
> I no longer care about this match. GIMME MAH GAY PORN. Y HALO THAR REDTUBE. (Not even kidding about this one.)
> "Rey Mysterio has the heart of a lion." You know lions are prone to heart attack, right? Also: CHRIS JERICHO WILL EAT YOU.
> AT LAST. WOOOOOOOO, Edge.
> OH HAI DORITO. Message sent. Reception in Oakland is apparently VERY good.
> OH HAI CHRISTIAN. E&C LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES.
> CHRISTIAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH RILEY'S HAIRCUT.
> "PAYBACK IS A MUTHA!" I LOVE YOU BOOKER TROLLOLOLOLOL.
> COMMERCIALS AGAIN?! THEFUCKINGHELL.
UM WHATCHOO DOIN' IN DA RING BOOKAH.
> No, fuh srs. IDK what he's doing in the ring.
> HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY CRAP I'M MARKING OUT AND I'M JIZZING ALL AT THE FUCKING SAME TIME HOMAHGAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TRISH STRATUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS.
> LOL BT.
> YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAH GIRL, YOU RIP THAT JACKET OFF LIKE A BOSS.
> LMAO TRISH WTF. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LMAO THE LOOK ON BOOKER'S FACE.
> COZ WE NEED MORE OF THAT FOOOOOOOOOINE BADONKADONK.
> LMAO, it's the late 90's/early 2000's all over again. RAWR.
> Oakland either doesn't like Trish that much, or The Rock.
AND WE ARE TAG MATCH NAO LOL YAY.
> GIMME JGABE. GIMME JGABE. I don't wanna stop jizzing yet. GIMME FUCKING JGABE.
> JGABE HAS NO SLEEVES. More attempts at looking more manly.
> OH HAI ASS SHOT OF JGABE THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
> "......DAT'S MAH WIFE." LOLZ.
> XDDDDDDDDDDDDD All these kicks exchanges between JGabe and Santino, I SWEAR.
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWee.
> That was as dainty a knee as I'd EVER seen, JGabe.
> DAT BIEBER HAIR ON JGABE I SWEAR TO GOD IT JUST FLIES LIKE A BOSS.
> JG just Diva'd Heath again, LMAO.
> KILL HIM JGABE KILL HIM.
> Kozlov, PLEASE get your hand off of Heath's ass. That's just DISTURBING.
> LMAO SANTINO JUST THREW JGABE ONTO HEATH. XD HE SHIPS SLARIEL. I'LL KILL HIM. XDDDDDDDDDD
> Why is it always JGabe that has to take The Cobra? That girl's gonna develop herpetophobia soon.
> THEFUCK THAT WAS SOME KICK.
> LOOOOOOOOOOL Zeke just pulled JGabe out from the ring so he couldn't be pinned. WADE ALWAYS MAKES SURE SOMEONE IS TAKING CARE OF JGABE.
> THE CORRE HAS BIG NEW SHINY PENNIES. THEY NOW HAVE GOOD LUCK.
EE'Z DA MIZ.
> That jacket. Gimme it.
> He's great. I will admit it now. I wouldn't quite tap him just yet, but yeah. He's great.
> LOL COLE CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF FAPPING.
> ".........Excuse me." OH VICKIE. WHAT, NO SCREAMING?! :O! VICKIEEEEEEEEEEEE. GET IN MY BELLEH.
> BUT HE SAID HE'D RATHER BE IN DIXIE TROLLOLOLOLOL.
> LOL DOLPHIN YOU?
> JOHN CENA HAS A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE IN HIS LIPS FOR YOU, I PROMISE HE DOES. >:D
> DOLPHIN SO SORREE. OMG YOU LOOK SO GEWD. U OUT DA HOSPITAL N U LOOK GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT.
> He's in a hiring mood. Eurgh. Here comes Kelly Kelly back. BUT JUSTIN BROKE UP WITH HER ALREADY SHEESH.
> CALLED IT.
> RUN VICKIE RUN. YOU'RE GONNA CATCH SOMETHING IF SHE CATCHES YOU.
> NOT MY VICKIE, YOU BITCH. OH HAI LAYLA, HAI. NOW BRING TIFFANY BACK. BRING HER BACK. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
> Of COURSE Trish is gonna make the save. OF COURSE.
> RUN AWAY TRISH RUN AWAY.
> LOL slightly botched spot.
> In other news, you still look fucking beautiful, Trish.
WWE Championship match. Errr...nothing witty here.
> THEFUCK, MIZ IS MAKING HIS ENTRANCE AND YOU GIVE ME COMMERCIALS?! THE FUCK WIJOO, JACKTV.
> Miz is still winning this. Calling it now.
> "Show some respectz, Cole." LOL BOOKAH. "Show some respectz, BOOK." TROLLOLOLOL.
> Miz's NO YOU DI-INT face. TROLLOLOLOL.
> If I'm not mistaken, Riley just made a fapping motion in the background.
> Yet, Cole. YET. Riley hasn't done anything illegal YET. You said the operative word.
> I LOVE that move from Miz.
> "Look at all these people and their pity." LOLCOLE.
> RILEY JUST GOT EJECTED. (That's him and Miz in private too, HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAA.)
> LOL, everyone see how Miz had to LAUNCH himself? XD
> Oh fuck it, Cole. XD
> LMAO FOREVER at King launching Miz into Cole. Guhnyt, Cole.
> GREAT TIMING TO CUT OUT, JACKTV. THEFUCKWIJOO.
> "COLE, WAKE UP, YOU'RE GONNA MISS THIS!" OH JOSH.
> Called it, didn't I? Did anybody really think King was gonna win?
> LMAO, Cole. EL. MAW.
> DOSE EYES. DAFUCK, MIZ. Good thing Punk stepped in and took the spot that I was starting to make for you in my ovaries. PHEW.
> I love how Cole can make me LOL and then make me wanna punch his face in all in a split second.
DA FUCK IS DIZ.
> JOHN CENA IS EATING FRUITY PEBBLES, AND I'VE GOT COMMERCIALS. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
> John Cena, heaven knows I love you, but THAT'S CANNIBALISM.
RAW EC MATCH.
> LOL, awesome echo on Justin's mic.
> RANDAL OUT FIRST. UNF.
> Randy's hand, and chains. I'M DYING I'M DYING I'M DYING.
> SOMEONE ELIMINATE TRUTH BEFORE HE EVEN MAKES IT IN THERE. I'M BEGGING YOU.
> PUNK. I'M JIZZING BRB.
> LOL, when it was SD's EC, people were like, "I wanna be locked inside that pod with Drew!" Now it's Randy. Conclusion: DREW = SD'S RANDY.
> OMG THAT SMIRK ON RANDY'S FACE. OMG, ORTON AND PUNK ARE HAVING A MOMENT. killaqueen, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU.
> THAT WAS FUCKING SEXY. OMGOMGOMG. Also: Randy was pounding on his pod door too. Conclusion: RANDY DOESN'T LIKE DOORS.
> PUNK AND ORTON HAVE SO MUCH UST IT'S CRAZY. And then out comes John sans Fruity Pebbles, and Punk's like COME AT ME BRO I WANT UR BOYFRANZ.
> LOOK AT DA WAY PUNK IS LOOKING AT JOHN. I'm serious about all this. THEY ARE THREESOME FUCKING. I'M SURE OF IT. Where's Cody to troll at me?
> KING PAPA HOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WAIT NO SHIT Y U NO HAB CAPE OH CRAP I CREYS.
> Not over the Punk/Orton moment yet. You have NO IDEA.
> OH GOD RANDY'S OUT NOW. HE'S ABOUT TO KILL ERRBODEH COZ A KID DING-DONG-DITCHED HIM.
> DOOOOOOOOD. Randy's bent over in front of Punk, and Punk looks like he's about to NOM HIM. I CANNOT HANDLE THIS.
> DOOOOOOOOD, CENTON MOMENT. Randy stomped on Sheamus then looked up at John. Was it for approval?! IDK. BUT I LOVED IT.
> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT. PUNK IS OUT. AND HE'S AFTER RANDY'S ASS. I FUCKING LOVE THIS.
> .............This is like the awesomest thing ever. Punk is like stuck in the pod. SUPERMEGAFOXAWESOME BOTCH.
> BOOOOOOOOOM!RKO. That's what you get for forking (with) him and making him feel guilty. Oh BB.
> "I forgot the General Manager was here tonight." OMG I FUCKING LOVED THAT.
> PUNK JUST GOT REINSTATED INTO THIS MATCH JUST COZ HIS POD REFUSED TO OPEN. THE GM SHIPS PUNKTON.
> MR PUNK. OMG WUT.
> Yuss. Hurt JoMo. Plz. One less person I don't need to watch.
> CENA IS OUT AND HE'S AFTER YOUR ASS, PUNK. After Sheamus gets done teabagging him, apparently.
> JOHN-JOHN Y U SO ORANGE. ....Oh, coz you're next to Sheamus. (I'm sorry. I love you.)
> TWITTER JAIL AGAIN. I AM AMAZEBALLS.
> KILL HIM, RA---Oh, that's Sheamus.
> Truth better get fucking killed already.
> IF YOU LOCK HIM IN THERE, TRUTH, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU.
> SHADES OF BOOKER T. TROLLOLOLOLOLOL BOOKAH, GOOD CALL.
> KING PAPA SHEAMUS U MAH HERUH.
> So is Punk just waiting to be let out again? Oh hai, Randal and Jonathan, going at it with each other. Unf.
> CENTON GOING AT IT HARD AND IN PUBLIC. DOIN' IT TO IT SINCE 2000-SHUTTHEFUCKUPWE'REHAVINGSEX.
> "And now he wants Punk." OH LORD.
> WTF JOHN.
> OOOOOOOOOOOOW RKO, RIGHT ON THE GRATE.
> And Punk's just standing there watching them destroy each other. WHERE THE HELL IS KILLAQUEEN?!?!?!?!
> WTF PUNK WAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE MAT POUNDING.
> OOOOOOF GTS. OH HELL.
> OH SHEAMUS. I don't know if I wanna cheer you or troll-face you for that. XD
> KING PAPA SHEAMUS WHAT ARE YOU THINKING. ARE YOU HIGH? (NO PUN INTENDED.)
> SO THAT WAS SOMETHING ELSE. :O
> That big bowl of Fruity Pebbles can run FAST, pplz.
> OHGOD. Punk and John are TOUCHING and all I get in my head is "SDFJKSDFJLKSFJLSDFJLSDFJSLDFJSKDFJLSDFLSDFK I WANNA SEE THEM KISS THE LIFE OUT OF EACH OTHER ANGRILY."
> PUNK AND JOHN ARE GOING TO KILL EACH OTHER FOR LOVE OF RANDAL. OH LAWD.
> JOHN CENA IS AN EVIL BITCH. He just AA'd JoMo so that his HURT knee caught in the ropes. TROLLOLOLOL.
> THEHELL, is PUNK bleeding now? ARE WE FUH SRS.
> I run quickly to answer the phone, and I come back, and John wins. I guess that's all it took: ME TO NOT WATCH. TROLLOLOL.
> YOU SEE, KIDS? THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS EAT FRUITY PEBBLES.
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That is all.
Love Lots And God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
http://twitter.com/marciana86
ARE WE LIVE YET?! ARE WE LIVE YET?! ARE WE LIVE YET?!
> Yes we are, March, calm yo tits, DAY-UM.
> THIS SHITFUCKERY. Ted went from being IN the Chamber last year and making a huge impact (on Randy's head, with a lead pipe) to A DARK MATCH RIGHT BEFORE. I MAY FUCKING DIE AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.
Ricardo Rodriguez is DA SHIT, yo.
> OH LOOK. ALBERTO DORITO. LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I COULD NOT GIVE. I only care coz I wanna see him beat Kofi to a pulp. That's ALL.
> KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING BOOKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
> I MUST give ADR props for promo skills though. They're quite sick.
> YES. YES, PLEASE BEAT KOFI INTO POWDERED DECAF. SEE WHAT I DID THERE.
> Calling it: ADR wins. Coz it gives him credibility going into 'Mania. Kofi will take NOTHING away from this if he wins.
> Slightly botched knee to the back. I saw you there.
> I'm not even all that interested in this match. I'm just sitting here, reading tweets, and eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
> "Unpredictable offense," Josh Mathews? I love you, but NO. Kofi has become COMPLETELY predictable already, except for one or two spots in EVERY OTHER match.
> Kofi's "KILL KILL KILL" faces are BUTT UGLY.
> RICARDO RODRIGUEZ FOR WWE CHAMP.
> WAS THAT A SUPER ADRKO TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
> TAP BITCH TAP.
> MOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HOMAHGAW RANDAL WHATCHOO DOIN' PACING BACK THERE...
> AND BEIN ALL SEXXEH WHILE YOU BROOD AND JUST BE LIKE, "YES, MY SEXY SHALL NEVER BE KILLED, NOT EVEN INSIDE THE CHAMBER."
> I bet he's just thinking about if anyone's @'d him on Twitter with the identity of his ding-dong-ditcher.
Oh hai, Edge.
> HOMAHGAW DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP, Edge, you meanie. I bet YOU'RE the one screwing Kelly Kelly all kayfabe like.
> THEFUCK Y U GIMME COMMERCIALS!!!1!!1111!!11!
Smackdown! Elimination Chamber match? RIGHT NOW?!
> JUST FUCKING GIMME BURRUH AND DROO ALREADEH.
> THEEEEEEEEEYR'S DROO. OONF. THES MON.
> It has now just occurred to me how The Corre's emblem looks A LOT like the emblem for The New Republic (Star Wars).
> "Wait...we got something going on here...You feel me?" NO, BOOKER, THAT WAS COMPLETELY NOT GAY AT ALL BY ANY MEANS.
> ............OMG BURRUH YOU'RE FUCKED. D:
> Dear Rey Mysterio: KANE WILL HAVE YOU FOR DINNER. IT MUST BE NOTED THAT THIS KANE HAS NOT BEEN FED FOR TWO WEEKS.
> Just coz I know Edge or Rey's gonna win..............I CHOOSE YOU, BURRUH-CHU!
> WHAT THE FUCK. What do you mean no Champion has gone into the chamber and walked out with it? THEHELL. REMEMBER ARMAGEDDON 2005? JOHN CENA WALKED IN CHAMP AND WON THAT MATCH THE CHAMP UNTIL EDGE CAME OUT AND KILLED HIM.
> Mmmm, yes, Drew, pound on that thing like I want you to pound into me. I'M SORRY WUT.
> EDGE JUST KILLED REY MYSTERIO.
> BURRUH IS TRYING TO KILL THAT POD DOOR.
> KILL HIM, BURRUH, KILL HIM.
> JUNKTRAPPING ASSCATCHER ADJUSTMENT.
> WTF did Burruh just do with Rey, LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
> Burruh just did the pigeon-head thing, trollz.
> Rey Mysterio is getting banged up. Calling it: HE WINS. GRRRRRR.
> WAH DAT THIGH. D:
> NOT FUCKING AGAIN. OMG THANK YOU EDGE ILOVEYOU.
> PHEW. At least it wasn't Show yet.
> I THINK KANE JUST KICKED WADE IN THE BARRETT.
> FUCKIN' AY, that shot of Drew in the pod. HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG.
> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL TRIPLE CLOTHESLINE STOOPEED BOIZ.
> NO KANE CAN'T BE ON DREAM STREET COZ TED WAS IN A DARK MATCH AND NOT IN THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER OMG RANT RANT RANT. D:
> ARE REY'S NIPPLES BLEEDING?! #NotSexy
> STOP IT WITH THE HAMSTRING. D:
> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG DREW LOOK AT HIM HE'S AN ANIMAL HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG.
> HOMAHGAW, just when I thought Drew and Wade were gonna have a RIOTOUS good time together, DREW HURTED WADE'S BARRETT.
> DREW IS KELLYING EVERYONE. I mean KILLING. HE'S KILLING ERRBODEH.
> Drew for the mustardfudging win. I don't care I don't care I DON'T CARE.
> OMGLOL, Big Show cheering Edge on. XD
> LMAO DREW'S ASS IN WADE'S FACE. There you go, imyourheaven.
> Just as Big Show comes in, I think I've overtweeted.
> RUN WADE RUN. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.
> QUITIT, SHOW, QUITIT. DDDDDDDDDDD:
> WHATDAFAK, Burruh just got eliminated. OI HEYTCHOO BIG SHOW OI HEYTCHOO.
> REY MYSTERIO IS 69'ING BIG SHOW. Not 619'ing. 69ing. THEFUCK.
> Show just took that one RIGHT to the head.
> KANE IS KILLING ERRBODEH.
> KANE U MAH HERO FOR NOW. AND JUST LIKE THAT YOU'RE NO LONGER MY HERO. YOU JUST FUCKING ELIMINATED DREW. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU.
> Y DER B NO BLUD.
> If Mysterio wins, I fucking riot.
> I no longer care about this match. GIMME MAH GAY PORN. Y HALO THAR REDTUBE. (Not even kidding about this one.)
> "Rey Mysterio has the heart of a lion." You know lions are prone to heart attack, right? Also: CHRIS JERICHO WILL EAT YOU.
> AT LAST. WOOOOOOOO, Edge.
> OH HAI DORITO. Message sent. Reception in Oakland is apparently VERY good.
> OH HAI CHRISTIAN. E&C LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES.
> CHRISTIAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH RILEY'S HAIRCUT.
> "PAYBACK IS A MUTHA!" I LOVE YOU BOOKER TROLLOLOLOLOL.
> COMMERCIALS AGAIN?! THEFUCKINGHELL.
UM WHATCHOO DOIN' IN DA RING BOOKAH.
> No, fuh srs. IDK what he's doing in the ring.
> HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY CRAP I'M MARKING OUT AND I'M JIZZING ALL AT THE FUCKING SAME TIME HOMAHGAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TRISH STRATUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS.
> LOL BT.
> YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAH GIRL, YOU RIP THAT JACKET OFF LIKE A BOSS.
> LMAO TRISH WTF. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LMAO THE LOOK ON BOOKER'S FACE.
> COZ WE NEED MORE OF THAT FOOOOOOOOOINE BADONKADONK.
> LMAO, it's the late 90's/early 2000's all over again. RAWR.
> Oakland either doesn't like Trish that much, or The Rock.
AND WE ARE TAG MATCH NAO LOL YAY.
> GIMME JGABE. GIMME JGABE. I don't wanna stop jizzing yet. GIMME FUCKING JGABE.
> JGABE HAS NO SLEEVES. More attempts at looking more manly.
> OH HAI ASS SHOT OF JGABE THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
> "......DAT'S MAH WIFE." LOLZ.
> XDDDDDDDDDDDDD All these kicks exchanges between JGabe and Santino, I SWEAR.
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWee.
> That was as dainty a knee as I'd EVER seen, JGabe.
> DAT BIEBER HAIR ON JGABE I SWEAR TO GOD IT JUST FLIES LIKE A BOSS.
> JG just Diva'd Heath again, LMAO.
> KILL HIM JGABE KILL HIM.
> Kozlov, PLEASE get your hand off of Heath's ass. That's just DISTURBING.
> LMAO SANTINO JUST THREW JGABE ONTO HEATH. XD HE SHIPS SLARIEL. I'LL KILL HIM. XDDDDDDDDDD
> Why is it always JGabe that has to take The Cobra? That girl's gonna develop herpetophobia soon.
> THEFUCK THAT WAS SOME KICK.
> LOOOOOOOOOOL Zeke just pulled JGabe out from the ring so he couldn't be pinned. WADE ALWAYS MAKES SURE SOMEONE IS TAKING CARE OF JGABE.
> THE CORRE HAS BIG NEW SHINY PENNIES. THEY NOW HAVE GOOD LUCK.
EE'Z DA MIZ.
> That jacket. Gimme it.
> He's great. I will admit it now. I wouldn't quite tap him just yet, but yeah. He's great.
> LOL COLE CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF FAPPING.
> ".........Excuse me." OH VICKIE. WHAT, NO SCREAMING?! :O! VICKIEEEEEEEEEEEE. GET IN MY BELLEH.
> BUT HE SAID HE'D RATHER BE IN DIXIE TROLLOLOLOLOL.
> LOL DOLPHIN YOU?
> JOHN CENA HAS A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE IN HIS LIPS FOR YOU, I PROMISE HE DOES. >:D
> DOLPHIN SO SORREE. OMG YOU LOOK SO GEWD. U OUT DA HOSPITAL N U LOOK GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT.
> He's in a hiring mood. Eurgh. Here comes Kelly Kelly back. BUT JUSTIN BROKE UP WITH HER ALREADY SHEESH.
> CALLED IT.
> RUN VICKIE RUN. YOU'RE GONNA CATCH SOMETHING IF SHE CATCHES YOU.
> NOT MY VICKIE, YOU BITCH. OH HAI LAYLA, HAI. NOW BRING TIFFANY BACK. BRING HER BACK. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
> Of COURSE Trish is gonna make the save. OF COURSE.
> RUN AWAY TRISH RUN AWAY.
> LOL slightly botched spot.
> In other news, you still look fucking beautiful, Trish.
WWE Championship match. Errr...nothing witty here.
> THEFUCK, MIZ IS MAKING HIS ENTRANCE AND YOU GIVE ME COMMERCIALS?! THE FUCK WIJOO, JACKTV.
> Miz is still winning this. Calling it now.
> "Show some respectz, Cole." LOL BOOKAH. "Show some respectz, BOOK." TROLLOLOLOL.
> Miz's NO YOU DI-INT face. TROLLOLOLOL.
> If I'm not mistaken, Riley just made a fapping motion in the background.
> Yet, Cole. YET. Riley hasn't done anything illegal YET. You said the operative word.
> I LOVE that move from Miz.
> "Look at all these people and their pity." LOLCOLE.
> RILEY JUST GOT EJECTED. (That's him and Miz in private too, HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAA.)
> LOL, everyone see how Miz had to LAUNCH himself? XD
> Oh fuck it, Cole. XD
> LMAO FOREVER at King launching Miz into Cole. Guhnyt, Cole.
> GREAT TIMING TO CUT OUT, JACKTV. THEFUCKWIJOO.
> "COLE, WAKE UP, YOU'RE GONNA MISS THIS!" OH JOSH.
> Called it, didn't I? Did anybody really think King was gonna win?
> LMAO, Cole. EL. MAW.
> DOSE EYES. DAFUCK, MIZ. Good thing Punk stepped in and took the spot that I was starting to make for you in my ovaries. PHEW.
> I love how Cole can make me LOL and then make me wanna punch his face in all in a split second.
DA FUCK IS DIZ.
> JOHN CENA IS EATING FRUITY PEBBLES, AND I'VE GOT COMMERCIALS. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
> John Cena, heaven knows I love you, but THAT'S CANNIBALISM.
RAW EC MATCH.
> LOL, awesome echo on Justin's mic.
> RANDAL OUT FIRST. UNF.
> Randy's hand, and chains. I'M DYING I'M DYING I'M DYING.
> SOMEONE ELIMINATE TRUTH BEFORE HE EVEN MAKES IT IN THERE. I'M BEGGING YOU.
> PUNK. I'M JIZZING BRB.
> LOL, when it was SD's EC, people were like, "I wanna be locked inside that pod with Drew!" Now it's Randy. Conclusion: DREW = SD'S RANDY.
> OMG THAT SMIRK ON RANDY'S FACE. OMG, ORTON AND PUNK ARE HAVING A MOMENT. killaqueen, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU.
> THAT WAS FUCKING SEXY. OMGOMGOMG. Also: Randy was pounding on his pod door too. Conclusion: RANDY DOESN'T LIKE DOORS.
> PUNK AND ORTON HAVE SO MUCH UST IT'S CRAZY. And then out comes John sans Fruity Pebbles, and Punk's like COME AT ME BRO I WANT UR BOYFRANZ.
> LOOK AT DA WAY PUNK IS LOOKING AT JOHN. I'm serious about all this. THEY ARE THREESOME FUCKING. I'M SURE OF IT. Where's Cody to troll at me?
> KING PAPA HOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WAIT NO SHIT Y U NO HAB CAPE OH CRAP I CREYS.
> Not over the Punk/Orton moment yet. You have NO IDEA.
> OH GOD RANDY'S OUT NOW. HE'S ABOUT TO KILL ERRBODEH COZ A KID DING-DONG-DITCHED HIM.
> DOOOOOOOOD. Randy's bent over in front of Punk, and Punk looks like he's about to NOM HIM. I CANNOT HANDLE THIS.
> DOOOOOOOOD, CENTON MOMENT. Randy stomped on Sheamus then looked up at John. Was it for approval?! IDK. BUT I LOVED IT.
> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT. PUNK IS OUT. AND HE'S AFTER RANDY'S ASS. I FUCKING LOVE THIS.
> .............This is like the awesomest thing ever. Punk is like stuck in the pod. SUPERMEGAFOXAWESOME BOTCH.
> BOOOOOOOOOM!RKO. That's what you get for forking (with) him and making him feel guilty. Oh BB.
> "I forgot the General Manager was here tonight." OMG I FUCKING LOVED THAT.
> PUNK JUST GOT REINSTATED INTO THIS MATCH JUST COZ HIS POD REFUSED TO OPEN. THE GM SHIPS PUNKTON.
> MR PUNK. OMG WUT.
> Yuss. Hurt JoMo. Plz. One less person I don't need to watch.
> CENA IS OUT AND HE'S AFTER YOUR ASS, PUNK. After Sheamus gets done teabagging him, apparently.
> JOHN-JOHN Y U SO ORANGE. ....Oh, coz you're next to Sheamus. (I'm sorry. I love you.)
> TWITTER JAIL AGAIN. I AM AMAZEBALLS.
> KILL HIM, RA---Oh, that's Sheamus.
> Truth better get fucking killed already.
> IF YOU LOCK HIM IN THERE, TRUTH, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU.
> SHADES OF BOOKER T. TROLLOLOLOLOLOL BOOKAH, GOOD CALL.
> KING PAPA SHEAMUS U MAH HERUH.
> So is Punk just waiting to be let out again? Oh hai, Randal and Jonathan, going at it with each other. Unf.
> CENTON GOING AT IT HARD AND IN PUBLIC. DOIN' IT TO IT SINCE 2000-SHUTTHEFUCKUPWE'REHAVINGSEX.
> "And now he wants Punk." OH LORD.
> WTF JOHN.
> OOOOOOOOOOOOW RKO, RIGHT ON THE GRATE.
> And Punk's just standing there watching them destroy each other. WHERE THE HELL IS KILLAQUEEN?!?!?!?!
> WTF PUNK WAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE MAT POUNDING.
> OOOOOOF GTS. OH HELL.
> OH SHEAMUS. I don't know if I wanna cheer you or troll-face you for that. XD
> KING PAPA SHEAMUS WHAT ARE YOU THINKING. ARE YOU HIGH? (NO PUN INTENDED.)
> SO THAT WAS SOMETHING ELSE. :O
> That big bowl of Fruity Pebbles can run FAST, pplz.
> OHGOD. Punk and John are TOUCHING and all I get in my head is "SDFJKSDFJLKSFJLSDFJLSDFJSLDFJSKDFJLSDFLSDFK I WANNA SEE THEM KISS THE LIFE OUT OF EACH OTHER ANGRILY."
> PUNK AND JOHN ARE GOING TO KILL EACH OTHER FOR LOVE OF RANDAL. OH LAWD.
> JOHN CENA IS AN EVIL BITCH. He just AA'd JoMo so that his HURT knee caught in the ropes. TROLLOLOLOL.
> THEHELL, is PUNK bleeding now? ARE WE FUH SRS.
> I run quickly to answer the phone, and I come back, and John wins. I guess that's all it took: ME TO NOT WATCH. TROLLOLOL.
> YOU SEE, KIDS? THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS EAT FRUITY PEBBLES.
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