RAW STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS YAAAAAAAAY.
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Baibai, John-John's illegitimate chocolate twin.
> ...LOL MEH.
Papa Opens RAW.
> OH HAI PAPA. OH GOD HAI. Y SO HAWT PAPA.
> Guess who ALMOST forgot to press record. :: almost headpalm. ::
> OUCHNESS, RKO to the concrete. Thank GOD his nose didn't break.
> ....PAPA Y U SO EMO. ... Y u so adorable when u so emo.
> "Yar cheldren are SPOILED BRATS!" XDDDDDDDDD
> "SPOILED ROOOOONTS." Oh GOD, I love his accent.
> "Have you ever mowed the lawn?!" :: dies laughing forever. ::
> Is it just me, or are his arms sexier tonight? YUMZ.
> PAPA JUST CALLED DADDY A SPOILED BRAT. :: LOLS FOREVERRRRRRRR. ::
> OR-KEE-AW. :: giggles. ::
> "HE SHOULD BE POONESH'D!" :: giggles some more. ::
> "HE SHOULD BE PU' EN PREZUN!" :: giggles even harder. ::
> LOL THRONE. SO random and SO fun-nay. But SOOOOOOOO sex-ay.
> "Oi'm RELLEH gonneh ENJAY meself tuh-noight!" :: can be misconstrued in SO many delicious ways. ::
> LOL SO HARD at Edge SWIMMING on the mat. XDDDDDDDD
> AAAAAAAAAAND pause.
Commercial Break
> I'm still DEAD AS A DEADBUG over Cody in Warehouse 13. AMAZEBAAAAAAAALLS. Someone put him in a movie. Or in a porn. Please.
> :: continues watching BarelyDigital's parody of "Love The Way You Lie". "Just gonna ride past you on my bike...That's all right, because I don't know who I like..."
Edge vs R-Truth
> As angrbooa said, "Another WWE Superstar I don't care about." Well said, bb.
> Thank GOD for classmates texting me about school stuff. XDDDDDDDDD
> That split = not cool, R-Truth. WHATEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
> Kill him, Edge, kill him!
> Look at the way Edge glares over at Sheamus. RAWR.
> "'What do you think about THAT, Sheamus?'" Was that sexy enough for you? You all horny now? No? Oh well.
> THE THRONE IS NOT LITTLE! XDDDDDDDD
> Edge, you silly man, he beat Tripz, who is a 13-time WWE Champion. INYUHFACE.
> Sheamus = does not care. Oh YUMZ.
> LOL, purple!John-John graphic all smiley. XD
Commercial break.
> They're not showing the previews of Cody on Warehouse 13. I DUN CURR, I HAZ DE EPISODEZ OH YIZ HAH HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!
Papa on the throne...
> "Do they have kings in Ireland?" OMG KING I COULD SMACK YOU REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW.
> Eew, Khali, GTFO mah screenzes, ktnx.
> Papa looks as disgusted with Khali as I do. YAY.
> Oh hai, Jureeko. ... Are you wearing purple too?! ... Oh, thank GOD you're not. Purple epidemic is NOT verreh cool.
> Do you see this? This is me NOT caring about this match AT ALL.
> FINALLY, this damn match is over.
> Jericho's turn to seduce Sheamus now. Return of the Sexy Beast? Eurgh, no.
> Khali GRAZED Jericho's chest with a FINGERNAIL, and Jericho goes down like he just got hit by a tornado, and writhes around on the floor as if he just had an arrow go right through him. O.o
JOHN-JOOOOOOOOOOOOHN!
> One of these days, he's going to slap Josh Matthews SO hard in the back, Josh is ACTUALLY going to fall forward.
> Purple!John-John talking about colors. O.o
> Oh hai, "Attitude problem, Attitude Adjustment" line. Could see you from a MILE away. I miss the days when John-John went just a little crazy in his interviews. "I NEVER LEARNED TO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!"
Commercial break.
> Someone will PLEASE remind me to hit STOP earlier. Oy.
> :: watches Cody's second kiss on Warehouse 13 aGAIN. :: SRSLEH OMG I CAN'T GET OVER IT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR.
Aaaand we're back...with a Divas match.
> At least it's with Jillian. Who has SOME skills.
> Except for the part where she sings. Oh GOD, Eminem, come break her neck or something.
> JILLIAN WTF WHY ARE YOU WEARING PURPLE?!?!?!?! :: dies so ded. :: NO MORE PURPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE.
> Melina, bb, u so hawt.
> ...No, Jillian, you're not winning tonight. Because I say so.
> Everybody went for a bathroom break. So did Papa. I'm not, because I'm typing this all out, but you get what I mean. :: watches Cody's kiss on Warehouse 13 AGAIN. :: Now THAT'S quality TV!
> "You watch tennis?" XDDDDDDDDDDDD
> .... I have a rather strong, sneaking suspicion that Layla and Cody are having a thing. Yes, THAT kind of thing. I'm not even KIDDING. Layla tweets about her guy who she's nicknamed "Mr D", and Cody says that the Diva he'd like to work with is Layla, coz she "has a nice butt" and he "loves" her English accent. HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Miz in BLUE.
> Dear Miz: FUCKING THANK YOU FOR NOT WEARING PURPLE.
> LOL, he's all "WAH WAH WAH CENA DIDN'T TELL ME I WASN'T ON THE TEAM I'M SO EMBARASSED WAH WAH WAH." Call the WAH-mbulance, y'all.
> Poor Josh, now having to end his interviews with, "Thanks, [Superstar/Diva]." What in the world.
Commercial break.
> Don't have to wake up too early tomorrow. Class is at 10am. So I can leave at 8am. YAYz.
> I WANNA GO TO THE JAY SEAN CONCERT OMGGGGGGGGGGG.
Aaaaaand we're back, and so is Papa, back on his throne.
> LOL SO HARD. I just realized Sheamus going to the toilet means he went from one kind of throne to another. :: dies laughing. ::
> OH HAI NEXUS.
> "Aw roight, lads? How are yeh? Tuh whu' do Oi owe the 'anur?" Oh GOD, he's hawt.
> Oh GOD, truce over. EEEEEEEEEP, look at Papa.
> ...I'd like Wade Barrett more if he were a little better-looking. I like him coz he's good, and he's from Manchester, England, and he's got the Mancunian accent to prove it.
> ...Oh GOD, I LOVE the face Papa's making, all "Oh NOEZ, what NOW? :: shifty eyes." Like, literally, he's looking like, <.<...>.>...<.<...>.>...
Commercial timezes.
> Excited to see the Emmys on Monday. Thank GOD I don't have classes that day! WHEEEEEE IMMA WATCH.
> I find it so humbling and wonderful that there are people anticipating new fics from me. ♥
Purple!John-John vs Blue!Miz, with Papa!Sheamus all "GRRR OI HEYTCHUH GRRRR" on his voyeur!throne.
> OH HAI THAR PAPA'S GRRRR FACE.
> O.O Did Michael Cole REALLY just say "I LOVE JOHN CENA"!?! Oh mah FOOKIN' GAWD NO THANK YOU.
> GUESS WHO FORGOT TO PRESS RECORD AFTER MIZ'S MUSIC CUT OUT. That's right. Me. MEEEEE. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
> THEEEEEEEERE's the Cenamus Staredown of Sekrit Shagging.
> ...I so want to be those dogtags. Just so Cena would kiss me too. [/pathetic fangirl]
> Oh hai, dancing sister, y u blockin' mah TV.
> ....Y U KIK HEZ FACE, MIZ.
> I like Miz, but KILL HIM, JOHN-JOHN, KILL HIM!
> LOOOOOL at John-John's deadbug. XDDDDDDDDDD
> ...His jeans are darker. And his boxers are the blue ones. YUMZ.
> ...Oh hai thar, shot of John-John from behind. I see his big butt. 'Ciana LIKEEEEEEEEY.
> OMG THROWBACK/BLOCKBUSTER! I've missed that move! WHEEEEEEE!
> LOOOOOOL LEG DROP FAIL.
> O.O PAPA WITH HIS FINGERS TO HIS MOUTH. OH GOD HAI I IZ HORNEH NAO.
> ...Wait, when am I not?
> ...When it's fugliness. Oh yiz. XDDDDDDDDD
Commercial break.
> O.O OH GOD. I CAN HAZ DIZ PLZ.
And we're back with...Cena chants?
> FUH RELLZ?! HUZZAAAAAAAAH!
> WOW. It's raining again outside. ... The rain does SILLY things to me. SILLY.
> Oh HAI, 5-Knuckle Shuffle. I'll never get enough of you.
> TAP, MIZ, TAP! ... Dang.
> "They are UNLOADING on each other!" ... Oh GOD. :: mind obviously in the gutter. ::
> TWITTER FAIL-WHALE WTFFFFFFFFFF.
> WAI HAI THAR Daniel Bryan. AAAAND Attitude Adjustment.
> ...That was John's horny face I just saw. JOHN-JOHN U HOR.
> Kill him, Bryan, kill him!
> ....And so, just to be sure Bryan doesn't choke Miz out with a non-existent tie, ALL the refs storm the ring.
> ...Almost forgot to press STOP on my recorder. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Commercial break.
> LONG DISTANCE EYE-FUCKING.
Koztino tag match, wheeeeee!
> ... I just wish I cared more. XDDDDDDDDDD
> ...The Uso's do NOT have a great theme song.
> Tamina's lookin' soooooooooo good. Makes me miss Serena. Awww.
> Obviously, Tamina stole angrbooa's GORGEOUS hair. OBVIOUSLY.
> I could not be more bored. Srsleh.
> LOOOOOOOL at Tamina saving Santino. Boy, y u such a heartthrob.
> CUPID'S ARROW WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF. :: dies laughing. ::
> Cole: "What is going on?" Me: "It's sex, the PG-version."
EMPTY THRONE WTFFFFFFFFFFFF COME BACK, PAPA, COME BACK.
> YAAAAAAYNESS. Daddy/Papi/Papa moments up ahead ftwwwwwwwwww.
Commercial break.
> angrbooa: Maryse was checking Sheamus out too.
Me: Coz we've possessed her soul, that's why.
>
Enough said.
OMG TEDWAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD.
> ...Long distance eye-fucking. Srsleh. WOW.
> ...OMG, look at him checking out her cleavage. And now her ass.
> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I will NEVER get over the way he reacts to her hair flip. XD
> ...Or the way he watches her GO DOWN in front of him. SRSLEH. WOW.
Ahem.
> And now that it's JoMo's beared entrance...:: stops caring for a while. ::
> SOOOO BOOTEEFOOOOOOOL.
> HAI DADDEH OMG. ... Oh GOD, MOAR purple.
> ...I can imagine Sheamus's voice going "BOY U SO FIIIIIIINE. Wait, what?" XD
> AAAAAAAND MOAR EYE-FUCKING. SRSLEH. Everybody wants Sheamus to do them tonight.
> OH GOD WTFFFFFFF PAPA'S GRRR FACE MATCHED TO DADDY'S SEXY EVIL SMIRK OH GOD. Why not just DIG my grave and throw me in already, srsleh.
Commercial break. Time to keep perving on MariBiase.
>
DED PUSSY R OFEESHULLEH DED.
And back.
> :: can barely function. ::
> ...Papa, where are you going?
> LOOOOL, Maryse.
> ...I forgot to press record. XD
> OW, uppercut.
> OH HAI THAR LEGACY REUNION.
> ...OOOOOOOOOW, right down on the love handles!
> OMG JOMO HOW DARE YOU KICK MAH BEBEH IN DE FEZ.
> ...JoMo is growing The CM Punk beard. O.O
> LOL at Maryse checking on Teddeh Bear.
> LOL MARYSE VS FANS. ILU, Maryse.
> OOOOOOW dropkick to the face!
> KILL HIM, PAPI, KILL HIM!
> YAY LEGACY REUNION.
> ...I fucking LOVE that kick to the face.
> ...STOP HITTING HIS PRETTY FACE, TEDDEH!
> ...Their crotches were almost touching. Boom!Pregnant.
> STOP HITTING HIS PRETTY ABS, DADDEH!
> FUCKING LOVE THAT CLOTHESLINE SO FUCKING MUCH.
> JoMo, u so EXTRA.
> WOOOOOOOW, Daddy FLEW on that scoop slam to JoMo. Like a superhero! LOLz.
> OH HAI THAR TEDDEH ASS-SHOT.
> HAHA, JO-MO, DADDY DUCKED YOUR KICK. EAT MAT.
> Oy. OYYYYYY.
> Get him, Papi, get him!
> ...I don't think I've EVER seen Randy take the Dream Street. CrossRhodes, yes, but not Dream Street.
> KINDA mid-air RKO, but JoMo's foot hit the mat before his face landed.
> LOOOOOOOOL, srsleh. Nobody makes the RKO look as good as Ted does. Hell, no one takes the RKO as well as Ted does.
> ...NOT WHAT JOHN-JOHN SAID! ZIIIIIIIIING!
> PS - Love how they didn't stop his music when he RKO'd Teddeh.
> Call me weird, but I love seeing Ted getting RKO'd. His body is just so STRAIGHT when he's in mid-air. FUCK ME NOW THAT'S SO HAWT.
FUCK! Good thing I forgot to hit STOP on the record button.
> LOL, poor Josh. "Bye, Sheamus." XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Commercial break. Gone wankin'.
>
STILL checking out her ass. He loves her French croissants.
OH HAI PAPA, WELCOME BACK.
> ...Oh GOD, smirk some more, will yeh?
> ...He HISSED. Oh GOD, angrbooa, he HISSED. Did you hear Papa hiss?! Oh GOOOOOOOD.
> "...Please." Oh HAI. :: deadbug. ::
> "Yeh can' sookseyd widou' opportunity."
> I love how he psychs everyone out with Zack Ryder. XDDDDDd
> ...Oh FUCKING GOD, look at that smile. :: deadforever. ::
> LOL COLE. "I deserve a title opportunity more than Zack Ryder does!" XDDDDDDD
> ...He shouldn't even bother removing his shirt. This is LESS than a squash. WOWz.
> ...Wait, I take that back. He DOES need to take his shirt off. And everything else, for that matter.
> Aaaaaaaaand Zack Ryder is dead.
> Awww, Sheamus. SO cheeky. ♥
> "So DAR yah haff et." GAAAAAAAWD. :: comes. ::
> Well HAI thar, Wade Barrett.
> "Thes Champyun es takin' the noight aff." To go have celebratory sex with angrbooa, obvs.
> "NO WAY, FELLA!" ♥ so hard.
> LOL GM Y U BULLY PAPA.
> ...LOL, Papa's losing it.
> PAPA IS NOT DOWN WITH THIS SHITFUCKERY. XDDDDDDDDDD
> Jericho, y so tineh.
> ...DADDY AND HIS DANGEROUS SMIRK. OH GOD THERE GO MY OVARIES.
> PAPA IS STILL NOT DOWN WITH THIS SHITFUCKERY. XDDDDDDDDDDDD
> WOW. Edge's hair looks AWESOME when it's all dry and shit.
> PAPA IS STILL NOT DOWN WITH THIS SHITFUCKERY. XDDDDDDDDDDDD
> PURPLE!JOHN-JOHN OH HAAAAAAAAAAAAI.
> ...LOOOOOOL at Sheamus pushing Wade into the circle. U so ded, Wade.
> ...UNF, look at the way Daddy is glaring.
> JERICHO, Y SO EFFING TINY. XDDDDDDDDDD
> Baibai, Wadeness. ... He hit his head, ow.
> CODEBREAKER ON PAPA, OW.
> SPEAR ON JERICHO, OW.
> AA ON EDGE, OW.
> RKO TO CENA OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. OMG, look at the way he's looking down at John-John. Oh GOOOOOOOD. "Good boy, John-John. Good boy. You take your medicine like I want you to. Good boy. You know you'll get a reward tonight. You know it."
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Love Lots And God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
http://twitter.com/marciana86
Baibai, John-John's illegitimate chocolate twin.
> ...LOL MEH.
Papa Opens RAW.
> OH HAI PAPA. OH GOD HAI. Y SO HAWT PAPA.
> Guess who ALMOST forgot to press record. :: almost headpalm. ::
> OUCHNESS, RKO to the concrete. Thank GOD his nose didn't break.
> ....PAPA Y U SO EMO. ... Y u so adorable when u so emo.
> "Yar cheldren are SPOILED BRATS!" XDDDDDDDDD
> "SPOILED ROOOOONTS." Oh GOD, I love his accent.
> "Have you ever mowed the lawn?!" :: dies laughing forever. ::
> Is it just me, or are his arms sexier tonight? YUMZ.
> PAPA JUST CALLED DADDY A SPOILED BRAT. :: LOLS FOREVERRRRRRRR. ::
> OR-KEE-AW. :: giggles. ::
> "HE SHOULD BE POONESH'D!" :: giggles some more. ::
> "HE SHOULD BE PU' EN PREZUN!" :: giggles even harder. ::
> LOL THRONE. SO random and SO fun-nay. But SOOOOOOOO sex-ay.
> "Oi'm RELLEH gonneh ENJAY meself tuh-noight!" :: can be misconstrued in SO many delicious ways. ::
> LOL SO HARD at Edge SWIMMING on the mat. XDDDDDDDD
> AAAAAAAAAAND pause.
Commercial Break
> I'm still DEAD AS A DEADBUG over Cody in Warehouse 13. AMAZEBAAAAAAAALLS. Someone put him in a movie. Or in a porn. Please.
> :: continues watching BarelyDigital's parody of "Love The Way You Lie". "Just gonna ride past you on my bike...That's all right, because I don't know who I like..."
Edge vs R-Truth
> As angrbooa said, "Another WWE Superstar I don't care about." Well said, bb.
> Thank GOD for classmates texting me about school stuff. XDDDDDDDDD
> That split = not cool, R-Truth. WHATEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
> Kill him, Edge, kill him!
> Look at the way Edge glares over at Sheamus. RAWR.
> "'What do you think about THAT, Sheamus?'" Was that sexy enough for you? You all horny now? No? Oh well.
> THE THRONE IS NOT LITTLE! XDDDDDDDD
> Edge, you silly man, he beat Tripz, who is a 13-time WWE Champion. INYUHFACE.
> Sheamus = does not care. Oh YUMZ.
> LOL, purple!John-John graphic all smiley. XD
Commercial break.
> They're not showing the previews of Cody on Warehouse 13. I DUN CURR, I HAZ DE EPISODEZ OH YIZ HAH HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!
Papa on the throne...
> "Do they have kings in Ireland?" OMG KING I COULD SMACK YOU REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW.
> Eew, Khali, GTFO mah screenzes, ktnx.
> Papa looks as disgusted with Khali as I do. YAY.
> Oh hai, Jureeko. ... Are you wearing purple too?! ... Oh, thank GOD you're not. Purple epidemic is NOT verreh cool.
> Do you see this? This is me NOT caring about this match AT ALL.
> FINALLY, this damn match is over.
> Jericho's turn to seduce Sheamus now. Return of the Sexy Beast? Eurgh, no.
> Khali GRAZED Jericho's chest with a FINGERNAIL, and Jericho goes down like he just got hit by a tornado, and writhes around on the floor as if he just had an arrow go right through him. O.o
JOHN-JOOOOOOOOOOOOHN!
> One of these days, he's going to slap Josh Matthews SO hard in the back, Josh is ACTUALLY going to fall forward.
> Purple!John-John talking about colors. O.o
> Oh hai, "Attitude problem, Attitude Adjustment" line. Could see you from a MILE away. I miss the days when John-John went just a little crazy in his interviews. "I NEVER LEARNED TO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!"
Commercial break.
> Someone will PLEASE remind me to hit STOP earlier. Oy.
> :: watches Cody's second kiss on Warehouse 13 aGAIN. :: SRSLEH OMG I CAN'T GET OVER IT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR.
Aaaand we're back...with a Divas match.
> At least it's with Jillian. Who has SOME skills.
> Except for the part where she sings. Oh GOD, Eminem, come break her neck or something.
> JILLIAN WTF WHY ARE YOU WEARING PURPLE?!?!?!?! :: dies so ded. :: NO MORE PURPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE.
> Melina, bb, u so hawt.
> ...No, Jillian, you're not winning tonight. Because I say so.
> Everybody went for a bathroom break. So did Papa. I'm not, because I'm typing this all out, but you get what I mean. :: watches Cody's kiss on Warehouse 13 AGAIN. :: Now THAT'S quality TV!
> "You watch tennis?" XDDDDDDDDDDDD
> .... I have a rather strong, sneaking suspicion that Layla and Cody are having a thing. Yes, THAT kind of thing. I'm not even KIDDING. Layla tweets about her guy who she's nicknamed "Mr D", and Cody says that the Diva he'd like to work with is Layla, coz she "has a nice butt" and he "loves" her English accent. HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Miz in BLUE.
> Dear Miz: FUCKING THANK YOU FOR NOT WEARING PURPLE.
> LOL, he's all "WAH WAH WAH CENA DIDN'T TELL ME I WASN'T ON THE TEAM I'M SO EMBARASSED WAH WAH WAH." Call the WAH-mbulance, y'all.
> Poor Josh, now having to end his interviews with, "Thanks, [Superstar/Diva]." What in the world.
Commercial break.
> Don't have to wake up too early tomorrow. Class is at 10am. So I can leave at 8am. YAYz.
> I WANNA GO TO THE JAY SEAN CONCERT OMGGGGGGGGGGG.
Aaaaaand we're back, and so is Papa, back on his throne.
> LOL SO HARD. I just realized Sheamus going to the toilet means he went from one kind of throne to another. :: dies laughing. ::
> OH HAI NEXUS.
> "Aw roight, lads? How are yeh? Tuh whu' do Oi owe the 'anur?" Oh GOD, he's hawt.
> Oh GOD, truce over. EEEEEEEEEP, look at Papa.
> ...I'd like Wade Barrett more if he were a little better-looking. I like him coz he's good, and he's from Manchester, England, and he's got the Mancunian accent to prove it.
> ...Oh GOD, I LOVE the face Papa's making, all "Oh NOEZ, what NOW? :: shifty eyes." Like, literally, he's looking like, <.<...>.>...<.<...>.>...
Commercial timezes.
> Excited to see the Emmys on Monday. Thank GOD I don't have classes that day! WHEEEEEE IMMA WATCH.
> I find it so humbling and wonderful that there are people anticipating new fics from me. ♥
Purple!John-John vs Blue!Miz, with Papa!Sheamus all "GRRR OI HEYTCHUH GRRRR" on his voyeur!throne.
> OH HAI THAR PAPA'S GRRRR FACE.
> O.O Did Michael Cole REALLY just say "I LOVE JOHN CENA"!?! Oh mah FOOKIN' GAWD NO THANK YOU.
> GUESS WHO FORGOT TO PRESS RECORD AFTER MIZ'S MUSIC CUT OUT. That's right. Me. MEEEEE. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
> THEEEEEEEERE's the Cenamus Staredown of Sekrit Shagging.
> ...I so want to be those dogtags. Just so Cena would kiss me too. [/pathetic fangirl]
> Oh hai, dancing sister, y u blockin' mah TV.
> ....Y U KIK HEZ FACE, MIZ.
> I like Miz, but KILL HIM, JOHN-JOHN, KILL HIM!
> LOOOOOL at John-John's deadbug. XDDDDDDDDDD
> ...His jeans are darker. And his boxers are the blue ones. YUMZ.
> ...Oh hai thar, shot of John-John from behind. I see his big butt. 'Ciana LIKEEEEEEEEY.
> OMG THROWBACK/BLOCKBUSTER! I've missed that move! WHEEEEEEE!
> LOOOOOOL LEG DROP FAIL.
> O.O PAPA WITH HIS FINGERS TO HIS MOUTH. OH GOD HAI I IZ HORNEH NAO.
> ...Wait, when am I not?
> ...When it's fugliness. Oh yiz. XDDDDDDDDD
Commercial break.
> O.O OH GOD. I CAN HAZ DIZ PLZ.
And we're back with...Cena chants?
> FUH RELLZ?! HUZZAAAAAAAAH!
> WOW. It's raining again outside. ... The rain does SILLY things to me. SILLY.
> Oh HAI, 5-Knuckle Shuffle. I'll never get enough of you.
> TAP, MIZ, TAP! ... Dang.
> "They are UNLOADING on each other!" ... Oh GOD. :: mind obviously in the gutter. ::
> TWITTER FAIL-WHALE WTFFFFFFFFFF.
> WAI HAI THAR Daniel Bryan. AAAAND Attitude Adjustment.
> ...That was John's horny face I just saw. JOHN-JOHN U HOR.
> Kill him, Bryan, kill him!
> ....And so, just to be sure Bryan doesn't choke Miz out with a non-existent tie, ALL the refs storm the ring.
> ...Almost forgot to press STOP on my recorder. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Commercial break.
> LONG DISTANCE EYE-FUCKING.
Koztino tag match, wheeeeee!
> ... I just wish I cared more. XDDDDDDDDDD
> ...The Uso's do NOT have a great theme song.
> Tamina's lookin' soooooooooo good. Makes me miss Serena. Awww.
> Obviously, Tamina stole angrbooa's GORGEOUS hair. OBVIOUSLY.
> I could not be more bored. Srsleh.
> LOOOOOOOL at Tamina saving Santino. Boy, y u such a heartthrob.
> CUPID'S ARROW WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF. :: dies laughing. ::
> Cole: "What is going on?" Me: "It's sex, the PG-version."
EMPTY THRONE WTFFFFFFFFFFFF COME BACK, PAPA, COME BACK.
> YAAAAAAYNESS. Daddy/Papi/Papa moments up ahead ftwwwwwwwwww.
Commercial break.
> angrbooa: Maryse was checking Sheamus out too.
Me: Coz we've possessed her soul, that's why.
>
Enough said.
OMG TEDWAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD.
> ...Long distance eye-fucking. Srsleh. WOW.
> ...OMG, look at him checking out her cleavage. And now her ass.
> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I will NEVER get over the way he reacts to her hair flip. XD
> ...Or the way he watches her GO DOWN in front of him. SRSLEH. WOW.
Ahem.
> And now that it's JoMo's beared entrance...:: stops caring for a while. ::
> SOOOO BOOTEEFOOOOOOOL.
> HAI DADDEH OMG. ... Oh GOD, MOAR purple.
> ...I can imagine Sheamus's voice going "BOY U SO FIIIIIIINE. Wait, what?" XD
> AAAAAAAND MOAR EYE-FUCKING. SRSLEH. Everybody wants Sheamus to do them tonight.
> OH GOD WTFFFFFFF PAPA'S GRRR FACE MATCHED TO DADDY'S SEXY EVIL SMIRK OH GOD. Why not just DIG my grave and throw me in already, srsleh.
Commercial break. Time to keep perving on MariBiase.
>
DED PUSSY R OFEESHULLEH DED.
And back.
> :: can barely function. ::
> ...Papa, where are you going?
> LOOOOL, Maryse.
> ...I forgot to press record. XD
> OW, uppercut.
> OH HAI THAR LEGACY REUNION.
> ...OOOOOOOOOW, right down on the love handles!
> OMG JOMO HOW DARE YOU KICK MAH BEBEH IN DE FEZ.
> ...JoMo is growing The CM Punk beard. O.O
> LOL at Maryse checking on Teddeh Bear.
> LOL MARYSE VS FANS. ILU, Maryse.
> OOOOOOW dropkick to the face!
> KILL HIM, PAPI, KILL HIM!
> YAY LEGACY REUNION.
> ...I fucking LOVE that kick to the face.
> ...STOP HITTING HIS PRETTY FACE, TEDDEH!
> ...Their crotches were almost touching. Boom!Pregnant.
> STOP HITTING HIS PRETTY ABS, DADDEH!
> FUCKING LOVE THAT CLOTHESLINE SO FUCKING MUCH.
> JoMo, u so EXTRA.
> WOOOOOOOW, Daddy FLEW on that scoop slam to JoMo. Like a superhero! LOLz.
> OH HAI THAR TEDDEH ASS-SHOT.
> HAHA, JO-MO, DADDY DUCKED YOUR KICK. EAT MAT.
> Oy. OYYYYYY.
> Get him, Papi, get him!
> ...I don't think I've EVER seen Randy take the Dream Street. CrossRhodes, yes, but not Dream Street.
> KINDA mid-air RKO, but JoMo's foot hit the mat before his face landed.
> LOOOOOOOOL, srsleh. Nobody makes the RKO look as good as Ted does. Hell, no one takes the RKO as well as Ted does.
> ...NOT WHAT JOHN-JOHN SAID! ZIIIIIIIIING!
> PS - Love how they didn't stop his music when he RKO'd Teddeh.
> Call me weird, but I love seeing Ted getting RKO'd. His body is just so STRAIGHT when he's in mid-air. FUCK ME NOW THAT'S SO HAWT.
FUCK! Good thing I forgot to hit STOP on the record button.
> LOL, poor Josh. "Bye, Sheamus." XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Commercial break. Gone wankin'.
>
STILL checking out her ass. He loves her French croissants.
OH HAI PAPA, WELCOME BACK.
> ...Oh GOD, smirk some more, will yeh?
> ...He HISSED. Oh GOD, angrbooa, he HISSED. Did you hear Papa hiss?! Oh GOOOOOOOD.
> "...Please." Oh HAI. :: deadbug. ::
> "Yeh can' sookseyd widou' opportunity."
> I love how he psychs everyone out with Zack Ryder. XDDDDDd
> ...Oh FUCKING GOD, look at that smile. :: deadforever. ::
> LOL COLE. "I deserve a title opportunity more than Zack Ryder does!" XDDDDDDD
> ...He shouldn't even bother removing his shirt. This is LESS than a squash. WOWz.
> ...Wait, I take that back. He DOES need to take his shirt off. And everything else, for that matter.
> Aaaaaaaaand Zack Ryder is dead.
> Awww, Sheamus. SO cheeky. ♥
> "So DAR yah haff et." GAAAAAAAWD. :: comes. ::
> Well HAI thar, Wade Barrett.
> "Thes Champyun es takin' the noight aff." To go have celebratory sex with angrbooa, obvs.
> "NO WAY, FELLA!" ♥ so hard.
> LOL GM Y U BULLY PAPA.
> ...LOL, Papa's losing it.
> PAPA IS NOT DOWN WITH THIS SHITFUCKERY. XDDDDDDDDDD
> Jericho, y so tineh.
> ...DADDY AND HIS DANGEROUS SMIRK. OH GOD THERE GO MY OVARIES.
> PAPA IS STILL NOT DOWN WITH THIS SHITFUCKERY. XDDDDDDDDDDDD
> WOW. Edge's hair looks AWESOME when it's all dry and shit.
> PAPA IS STILL NOT DOWN WITH THIS SHITFUCKERY. XDDDDDDDDDDDD
> PURPLE!JOHN-JOHN OH HAAAAAAAAAAAAI.
> ...LOOOOOOL at Sheamus pushing Wade into the circle. U so ded, Wade.
> ...UNF, look at the way Daddy is glaring.
> JERICHO, Y SO EFFING TINY. XDDDDDDDDDD
> Baibai, Wadeness. ... He hit his head, ow.
> CODEBREAKER ON PAPA, OW.
> SPEAR ON JERICHO, OW.
> AA ON EDGE, OW.
> RKO TO CENA OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. OMG, look at the way he's looking down at John-John. Oh GOOOOOOOD. "Good boy, John-John. Good boy. You take your medicine like I want you to. Good boy. You know you'll get a reward tonight. You know it."
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~ MARCIANA ~
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