LOL, coz angrbooa told me to...
Sheamus and John open RAW
> "The Champ is HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRE." SHEAMUS Y SO SEXXEH.
> OMG. "What does that mean for the Celtic Warrior?" THIRD PERSON AWESOMENESS.
> Those orange shirts ARE tacky, actually.
> LOL CENA CHANTS.
> Bunch of...Pirates? OOOOH, PARROTS.
> "Me beautiful Irish skin." OH I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT I LOVE IT.
> Somehow, the word JAR has never sounded better...
> FELLA count - 1 so far.
> OMG JOHN, SMILE MORE. IT RUINS MY PANTIES IN VERY GOOD WAYS, SMILE.SOME.MORE.
> "OY!" OMG, he actually said "OY!" I haven't heard ANY of the UK/Irish people on WWE say that. EVER.
> "OY! OY! OVER HERE! What are you DOING here?!" :: dies laughing. ::
> John making fun of Sheamus's accent. OMG IT WAS OSOM.
> Einstein was GERMAN, John-John, not Irish.
> STOP WITH THE HUMAN JAR OF MAYONNAISE THING. Only angrbooa is allowed to say that, and for a VERY different reason.
> STUPID MACBOOK.
> People are BOOING Michael Cole. This is awesome. :: clap clap clapclapclap. ::
> "YOU CAN'T READ!" WTF.
> John's :o face = SHO FUNNEH.
> Irish jig? Really, John? Really?
> LOL "MONDAY NIGHT OFF RAW." Oh JOHN. Collect your thoughts first, bb.
> STUPID MACBOOK. (part 2)
> LOOOOOOOOOL AT SHEAMUS'S "Oh, SHITE" face.
> "BALONEY, FUDGE AND MUSTARD! MY LIFE IS BEING RUINED BY THE INTERNET! I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS DISAPPOINTED SINCE MY MOM CANCELLED MY SUBSCRIPTION TO WARCRAFT!" FUCKING FUNNEH.
> "MY E-MAIL IS...my....my e-mail is...my e-mail is candypants564@gmail.org..." OH BAHAHAHA John's genius.
> "The GM can demonstrate all he wants!" WHY DID THAT SOUND NAUGHTY TO ME.
> "Eym owwrruh hurr." FUCKING LOVE YOU, SHEAMUS.
> LOL OH HAI THAR HALF-NEKKID JOHN-JOHN IN A STEEL CAGE. The things I could do to you...
> Only just now noticed that the ropes are white tonight. Hmmm...
Commercial Break
> DAMN YOU "CATS." WHY MUST YOUR TICKETS BE SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE.
The Hart Dynasty vs The Usos - 6-person Tag match
> ... I missed this entire thing, coz my mom walked into the room.
Kozlov vs Santino
> Say it with me kids..."WUT."
> Well, look at that, Kozlov helped Santi--Never mind.
> STOP SMILING, KOZLOV, YOU'RE CREEPING ME THE FUCK OUT.
> REGAL!!!!!!11!!1!!!11!!1!!!111!
> LOL, it's the WWE's version of the World Cup! XDDDD England vs Italy! XDDDDDD
Josh Matthews with Khali
> ...WHAT?!
> "Khali says he's a big, stupid giant." O.o
> ...Was...Khali supposed to be angry that Runjin has left? How can anyone tell? That was FUCKING monotonous.
> USELESS SEGMENT IS USELESS because USELESS SUPERSTAR WAS USELESS.
Commercial Break.
> Ugh. Why couldn't we have updated SNL seasons here? Grrrr.
Rob Zombie announces the RAW MITB match contenders.
> Poor Justin Roberts, stuck with a long intro like that.
> "I LOVE THIS SONG!" Cole, you LIAR.
> Awww, I love how enthusiastic he is. He's all "YYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!1!!!!!1!"
> ...I think his cue cards are behind his eyelids.
> No pop for R-Truth. BAAAAAAAHAHAHA, I love it.
> LOOOOOOOOL heavy boos for Teddy. Oh YIZ.
> "I haven't talked to you personally since I called you to say I was dumping your song as my entrance music." O.o
> LOOOOOOOOOL WHO DUMPED WHO.
> Edge shampoo'd his hair. So obvs.
> LITA I LOVE YOU. LITA I MISS YOU. LITA I NEED YOU TO GUEST HOST RAW AND SHOW THESE DIVAS HOW IT'S REALLY DONE.
> STUPID MACBOOK. (part 3)
> EEEEEEEEEW MARK HENRY, GTFO MY SCREEN.
Commercial Break.
> No, I dont' think I need a Gilette shaver. Not THAT one anyway.
> Mmm, I'd LOVE Ted to give ME a "big bang," if you know what I mean, wink wink, silly grin.
Sheamus vs Mark Henry
> OMG NOOOOOOOOO. NO ENTRANCE FOR SHEAMUS. NOOOOOOO. I LOVE HIS THEME. WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME, RAW. I HATE YOU, RAW, I HATE YOU. [/ Sheamus voice ]
> Lucky Cannon go BOOM.
> I make this joke lovingly - Sheamus is NEARLY as white as the ropes. Or are the ropes nearly as white as Sheamus?
> KILL HIM, SHEAMUS, LOVE, KILL HIM. Oh, and growl more, it's fucking SEXY.
> Mark Henry, I fucking HATE you for blocking the view when Sheamus put his leg up and kicked you.
> Sheamus, you BRACED! Shame on you! At least you didn't get pancaked. angrbooa's the only one who can "pancake" you, and that's meant in a VERY different way.
> ...Sheamus has perfectly straight teeth. OMG.
> Just FYI, I can do that kick too. I totally can.
Josh Matthews with NEXUS
> "Actually, that goes both ways." Pfft, that's what THEY said about me.
> LEAVE JOSH ALONE. ... OMG JOSH IS WEARING A PINK TIE. DON'T YOU KNOW NEXUS HATES PINK TIES, JOSH?! Look at Justin Roberts 2 weeks ago.
> Who the FUCK is Randy MORTON, King?!
Commercial Break
> LOOOOOOOL CONVERSATION. angrbooa: "EVERYTHING about Sheamus is perfectly straight! XD" Me: Except for the part that's totally infatuated with his totally cut abs."
BOOM!Pregnant.
King with Ricky Steamboat
> OMG LOOK AT IRS. He ain't bad-looking in a suit like that, srsleh.
> This is insanely cool, srsleh.
> Look at Dean Malenko, he hasn't aged much, has he?
> "Make sure you pay the taxes on it." IRS FTW.
> LOL, Michael Hayes, WTH MOONWALK?
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAARN.
> "There's a billion dollars' worth of talent in this ring! ...And you guys." XDDDDD WIN.
> AAAAAAAAAAND cue up Nexus. WAAAAAAAAAH, no Wade Barrett, coz of his Visa. GRRRRRRRR.
> Okay, Nexus's theme is 10 degrees of AWESOME.
> Technically, they shouldn't be allowed to TOUCH King, and vice versa. Hmmm.
> I went from "WHOA!" to "So?" in less than 2 minutes during this segment. I was all "OMG NEXUS," and then "...Meh."
> Looks like Steamboat just got steam-rolled.
> It would've been cool, albeit irrelevant, to see Husky come down and try to save his dad. IDK.
> REALLY weird to see Nexus without Wade Barrett. It's like a chicken with no head.
Commercial Break.
> Oh, look, "Eclipse" trailer. LOL, mom and dad were gonna watch tonight, but the lines are freakin' MASSIVE anywhere you go. XD
> "Ah-nuld is getting SKEEEYD like a leetul GRRRL!" XDDDDD Jay Leno. Conan FTW, but that was fucking FUNNY.
Back from break.
> Does anybody else find it funny how it takes most Superstars/Divas 5 to 10 seconds into the interrupting person's theme to realize they're being interrupted? Srsleh. Freakin' HILARIOUS.
> "Is anyone SAFE around here?" YOU, Cole, since you're secretly the guy behind all of these attacks.
> Steamboat taking Gabriel's 460 withOUT bracing is fucking COOL.
> WOOOOOOOOOOOW. You came back from break just to walk us through THAT again?! O.o
Maryse and Alicia vs Eve and Gail
> WHAT, NO TEDDY?! WTFFFFFFFF. ... Probably on a quick run to the
drugstore, obviously.
> MARYSE CHANTS OMG. Je t'aaaaaaaaaaime.
> JOSH MATTHEWS YOU ARE SO COOL ON COMMENTARY SRSLEH.
> "If I'D inherited the money that DiBiase'd inherited, maybe I'd be with Maryse instead of with you." JOSH MATTHEWS FTFW.
> "Maryse is just a golddigger, plain and simple." Exactly WHAT are we talking about when we say "GOLD" and "DIGGING" here?
> "Don't touch me." Ooooh, oui, Maryse.
Commercial Break
> OMG GFTO MY SCREEN AND GIVE ME MY MARIBIASE KISS RIGHTFUCKINGNOW PLZ.
> OH WOW, that was QUICK. YAAAAAAAAAAAY.
Back from break, aaaaand...
> STOP REPLAYING THE ATTACK ON STEAMBOAT AND GET TO THE DAMN TAG MATCH ALREADY.
> FINALLY. Here we fucking GO.
> "Maaaaaayguuuuuuuh," Justin Roberts says.
> Didn't Jericho used to have pecs?
> I LOOOOOOVE how Maryse touches the belt around Ted's waist, and the way he looks down at her touching it. SO NON-PG. SRSLEH. Look:
SEE?! NOT.P.G.
> OH GOD TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY. :: fangirling. ::
> OOOOOOOOW, he landed on his big bodacious butt! ... Wait, not such a bad thing, he BOUNCED.
> GET THE FUCK OFF OF HIM, R-TRUTH.
> KILL HIM, TED, KILL HIM! ... Oh SHIT.
> Not the face, not the face, Evan, not the face...OOOOOOOOOW!
> Evan just LITERALLY kicked Ted's ass. LITERALLY.
> PHEW, get the HELL outta there, Teddy!
> Randy just clapped for Evan. And my fangirl heart BURST.
> LOL, Jericho and his bewbiez.
> Jericho: \__o__/
> O.o Was that Randy going "Let's go, Evan, c'mon, Evan!"
> LOL, that was a MASSIVE clothesline from Morrison.
> LOL Ted saving Miz. OOOOOW, that was to the back of the neck!
> Shit, was pwned and tweeting at the same time, forgot to press the pause button! XD
> OH HAI TED, you're back in. Kill him, Ted, kill him! Cut him with your abs!
> Look at him raising his ass like that...I'm sorry, what?
> WHOOOOOOA that was an INSANE head-scissors takedown from Evan.
> LOOOOOL, Evan's GRRR face is all adorable.
> Evan Bourne = Robin in Batman 3. SRSLEH.
> Proof of Randy's awesomeness - he does nothing but hit an RKO on Teddy Boy and wins the entire match.
> OOOOOOWIE.
> Dammit, I'd have loved to have seen somebody eat some mat from the Dream Street, but whatevs.
> Why yes, Daddy, red suitcases go perfectly with your awesomeness, how did you know?
And with that, I retire for the night. That MariBiase kiss was fucking HAWTness, because of all the veiled non-PGness. Srsleh. Just. RAWR.
Love Lots And God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
http://twitter.com/marciana86
> "The Champ is HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRE." SHEAMUS Y SO SEXXEH.
> OMG. "What does that mean for the Celtic Warrior?" THIRD PERSON AWESOMENESS.
> Those orange shirts ARE tacky, actually.
> LOL CENA CHANTS.
> Bunch of...Pirates? OOOOH, PARROTS.
> "Me beautiful Irish skin." OH I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT I LOVE IT.
> Somehow, the word JAR has never sounded better...
> FELLA count - 1 so far.
> OMG JOHN, SMILE MORE. IT RUINS MY PANTIES IN VERY GOOD WAYS, SMILE.SOME.MORE.
> "OY!" OMG, he actually said "OY!" I haven't heard ANY of the UK/Irish people on WWE say that. EVER.
> "OY! OY! OVER HERE! What are you DOING here?!" :: dies laughing. ::
> John making fun of Sheamus's accent. OMG IT WAS OSOM.
> Einstein was GERMAN, John-John, not Irish.
> STOP WITH THE HUMAN JAR OF MAYONNAISE THING. Only angrbooa is allowed to say that, and for a VERY different reason.
> STUPID MACBOOK.
> People are BOOING Michael Cole. This is awesome. :: clap clap clapclapclap. ::
> "YOU CAN'T READ!" WTF.
> John's :o face = SHO FUNNEH.
> Irish jig? Really, John? Really?
> LOL "MONDAY NIGHT OFF RAW." Oh JOHN. Collect your thoughts first, bb.
> STUPID MACBOOK. (part 2)
> LOOOOOOOOOL AT SHEAMUS'S "Oh, SHITE" face.
> "BALONEY, FUDGE AND MUSTARD! MY LIFE IS BEING RUINED BY THE INTERNET! I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS DISAPPOINTED SINCE MY MOM CANCELLED MY SUBSCRIPTION TO WARCRAFT!" FUCKING FUNNEH.
> "MY E-MAIL IS...my....my e-mail is...my e-mail is candypants564@gmail.org..." OH BAHAHAHA John's genius.
> "The GM can demonstrate all he wants!" WHY DID THAT SOUND NAUGHTY TO ME.
> "Eym owwrruh hurr." FUCKING LOVE YOU, SHEAMUS.
> LOL OH HAI THAR HALF-NEKKID JOHN-JOHN IN A STEEL CAGE. The things I could do to you...
> Only just now noticed that the ropes are white tonight. Hmmm...
Commercial Break
> DAMN YOU "CATS." WHY MUST YOUR TICKETS BE SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE.
The Hart Dynasty vs The Usos - 6-person Tag match
> ... I missed this entire thing, coz my mom walked into the room.
Kozlov vs Santino
> Say it with me kids..."WUT."
> Well, look at that, Kozlov helped Santi--Never mind.
> STOP SMILING, KOZLOV, YOU'RE CREEPING ME THE FUCK OUT.
> REGAL!!!!!!11!!1!!!11!!1!!!111!
> LOL, it's the WWE's version of the World Cup! XDDDD England vs Italy! XDDDDDD
Josh Matthews with Khali
> ...WHAT?!
> "Khali says he's a big, stupid giant." O.o
> ...Was...Khali supposed to be angry that Runjin has left? How can anyone tell? That was FUCKING monotonous.
> USELESS SEGMENT IS USELESS because USELESS SUPERSTAR WAS USELESS.
Commercial Break.
> Ugh. Why couldn't we have updated SNL seasons here? Grrrr.
Rob Zombie announces the RAW MITB match contenders.
> Poor Justin Roberts, stuck with a long intro like that.
> "I LOVE THIS SONG!" Cole, you LIAR.
> Awww, I love how enthusiastic he is. He's all "YYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!1!!!!!1!"
> ...I think his cue cards are behind his eyelids.
> No pop for R-Truth. BAAAAAAAHAHAHA, I love it.
> LOOOOOOOOL heavy boos for Teddy. Oh YIZ.
> "I haven't talked to you personally since I called you to say I was dumping your song as my entrance music." O.o
> LOOOOOOOOOL WHO DUMPED WHO.
> Edge shampoo'd his hair. So obvs.
> LITA I LOVE YOU. LITA I MISS YOU. LITA I NEED YOU TO GUEST HOST RAW AND SHOW THESE DIVAS HOW IT'S REALLY DONE.
> STUPID MACBOOK. (part 3)
> EEEEEEEEEW MARK HENRY, GTFO MY SCREEN.
Commercial Break.
> No, I dont' think I need a Gilette shaver. Not THAT one anyway.
> Mmm, I'd LOVE Ted to give ME a "big bang," if you know what I mean, wink wink, silly grin.
Sheamus vs Mark Henry
> OMG NOOOOOOOOO. NO ENTRANCE FOR SHEAMUS. NOOOOOOO. I LOVE HIS THEME. WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME, RAW. I HATE YOU, RAW, I HATE YOU. [/ Sheamus voice ]
> Lucky Cannon go BOOM.
> I make this joke lovingly - Sheamus is NEARLY as white as the ropes. Or are the ropes nearly as white as Sheamus?
> KILL HIM, SHEAMUS, LOVE, KILL HIM. Oh, and growl more, it's fucking SEXY.
> Mark Henry, I fucking HATE you for blocking the view when Sheamus put his leg up and kicked you.
> Sheamus, you BRACED! Shame on you! At least you didn't get pancaked. angrbooa's the only one who can "pancake" you, and that's meant in a VERY different way.
> ...Sheamus has perfectly straight teeth. OMG.
> Just FYI, I can do that kick too. I totally can.
Josh Matthews with NEXUS
> "Actually, that goes both ways." Pfft, that's what THEY said about me.
> LEAVE JOSH ALONE. ... OMG JOSH IS WEARING A PINK TIE. DON'T YOU KNOW NEXUS HATES PINK TIES, JOSH?! Look at Justin Roberts 2 weeks ago.
> Who the FUCK is Randy MORTON, King?!
Commercial Break
> LOOOOOOOL CONVERSATION. angrbooa: "EVERYTHING about Sheamus is perfectly straight! XD" Me: Except for the part that's totally infatuated with his totally cut abs."
BOOM!Pregnant.
King with Ricky Steamboat
> OMG LOOK AT IRS. He ain't bad-looking in a suit like that, srsleh.
> This is insanely cool, srsleh.
> Look at Dean Malenko, he hasn't aged much, has he?
> "Make sure you pay the taxes on it." IRS FTW.
> LOL, Michael Hayes, WTH MOONWALK?
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAARN.
> "There's a billion dollars' worth of talent in this ring! ...And you guys." XDDDDD WIN.
> AAAAAAAAAAND cue up Nexus. WAAAAAAAAAH, no Wade Barrett, coz of his Visa. GRRRRRRRR.
> Okay, Nexus's theme is 10 degrees of AWESOME.
> Technically, they shouldn't be allowed to TOUCH King, and vice versa. Hmmm.
> I went from "WHOA!" to "So?" in less than 2 minutes during this segment. I was all "OMG NEXUS," and then "...Meh."
> Looks like Steamboat just got steam-rolled.
> It would've been cool, albeit irrelevant, to see Husky come down and try to save his dad. IDK.
> REALLY weird to see Nexus without Wade Barrett. It's like a chicken with no head.
Commercial Break.
> Oh, look, "Eclipse" trailer. LOL, mom and dad were gonna watch tonight, but the lines are freakin' MASSIVE anywhere you go. XD
> "Ah-nuld is getting SKEEEYD like a leetul GRRRL!" XDDDDD Jay Leno. Conan FTW, but that was fucking FUNNY.
Back from break.
> Does anybody else find it funny how it takes most Superstars/Divas 5 to 10 seconds into the interrupting person's theme to realize they're being interrupted? Srsleh. Freakin' HILARIOUS.
> "Is anyone SAFE around here?" YOU, Cole, since you're secretly the guy behind all of these attacks.
> Steamboat taking Gabriel's 460 withOUT bracing is fucking COOL.
> WOOOOOOOOOOOW. You came back from break just to walk us through THAT again?! O.o
Maryse and Alicia vs Eve and Gail
> WHAT, NO TEDDY?! WTFFFFFFFF. ... Probably on a quick run to the
drugstore, obviously.
> MARYSE CHANTS OMG. Je t'aaaaaaaaaaime.
> JOSH MATTHEWS YOU ARE SO COOL ON COMMENTARY SRSLEH.
> "If I'D inherited the money that DiBiase'd inherited, maybe I'd be with Maryse instead of with you." JOSH MATTHEWS FTFW.
> "Maryse is just a golddigger, plain and simple." Exactly WHAT are we talking about when we say "GOLD" and "DIGGING" here?
> "Don't touch me." Ooooh, oui, Maryse.
Commercial Break
> OMG GFTO MY SCREEN AND GIVE ME MY MARIBIASE KISS RIGHTFUCKINGNOW PLZ.
> OH WOW, that was QUICK. YAAAAAAAAAAAY.
Back from break, aaaaand...
> STOP REPLAYING THE ATTACK ON STEAMBOAT AND GET TO THE DAMN TAG MATCH ALREADY.
> FINALLY. Here we fucking GO.
> "Maaaaaayguuuuuuuh," Justin Roberts says.
> Didn't Jericho used to have pecs?
> I LOOOOOOVE how Maryse touches the belt around Ted's waist, and the way he looks down at her touching it. SO NON-PG. SRSLEH. Look:
SEE?! NOT.P.G.
> OH GOD TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY. :: fangirling. ::
> OOOOOOOOW, he landed on his big bodacious butt! ... Wait, not such a bad thing, he BOUNCED.
> GET THE FUCK OFF OF HIM, R-TRUTH.
> KILL HIM, TED, KILL HIM! ... Oh SHIT.
> Not the face, not the face, Evan, not the face...OOOOOOOOOW!
> Evan just LITERALLY kicked Ted's ass. LITERALLY.
> PHEW, get the HELL outta there, Teddy!
> Randy just clapped for Evan. And my fangirl heart BURST.
> LOL, Jericho and his bewbiez.
> Jericho: \__o__/
> O.o Was that Randy going "Let's go, Evan, c'mon, Evan!"
> LOL, that was a MASSIVE clothesline from Morrison.
> LOL Ted saving Miz. OOOOOW, that was to the back of the neck!
> Shit, was pwned and tweeting at the same time, forgot to press the pause button! XD
> OH HAI TED, you're back in. Kill him, Ted, kill him! Cut him with your abs!
> Look at him raising his ass like that...I'm sorry, what?
> WHOOOOOOA that was an INSANE head-scissors takedown from Evan.
> LOOOOOL, Evan's GRRR face is all adorable.
> Evan Bourne = Robin in Batman 3. SRSLEH.
> Proof of Randy's awesomeness - he does nothing but hit an RKO on Teddy Boy and wins the entire match.
> OOOOOOWIE.
> Dammit, I'd have loved to have seen somebody eat some mat from the Dream Street, but whatevs.
> Why yes, Daddy, red suitcases go perfectly with your awesomeness, how did you know?
And with that, I retire for the night. That MariBiase kiss was fucking HAWTness, because of all the veiled non-PGness. Srsleh. Just. RAWR.
Love Lots And God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
http://twitter.com/marciana86