Whatever happened to them damn cookieth?
Cody: Okay, guys, here's the thitch.
Randy: "Thitch?"
Cody: :: ignores him. :: I think I'm starting to crack down on this whole cookieth bidniz.
Randy: ..."Bidniz?"
Cody Rhodes And The Cathe Of The Miththing Eated Cookieth
Cody: Okay, guys, here's the thitch.
Randy: "Thitch?"
Cody: :: ignores him. :: I think I'm starting to crack down on this whole cookieth bidniz.
Randy: ..."Bidniz?"
Ted: :|
Cody: I've come across a few clues, and I think I'm thisclose to finding out whodunnit.
Ted: :|
Randy: ...Say "clues" again.
Cody: ...Clues.
Randy: Aww, fishlips.
Ted: :|
Cody: Yes, Randy, thank you, I know I'm cute, but more to the point, I'm gonna let you both know what I know a little later on. Maybe after your match, Ortz.
Ted :|
Randy: o.O
Cody: Mmhm, yeah, and we'll all finally now who eated my cookieth.
Randy: O.O WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD THE PHONE, SLOW YOUR ROLL, TAKE THAT, REWIND IT BACK, BACK THE FUCK UP, BUT WATCH YOURSELF. ... You know?
Cody: Hell to the yeah.
Ted ...:|
Randy: :: sour face. ::
Cody: :: walks off. ::
Randy: :: seethes. ::
Ted: ... :|
Randy: ...You told him, didn't you.
Ted: Do I look like the type of person who'd tell him?
Randy: ...You bitch.
A LITTLE LATER...
Ted: (discreetly) You don't know a damn thing, do you?
Cody: Not a damn thing.
Ted: You knew I was gonna tell you, huh?
Cody: You always tell me.
Ted: Do0d, do I srsleh look like the type of person who'd tell you?
Cody: Am I dating Beth?
Ted: Well --
Cody: Don't answer that. So...you gonna tell me?
Ted: I promised I wouldn't.
Cody: DAMMIT.
Ted: LISTEN TO ME. I promised I wouldn't TELL.
Cody: o.O?
Randy: :: falls to the ground like OOOOF OW. ::
Ted: :: stares pointedly. ::
Cody: o.O?
Cody: ...No.
Ted: :|
Cody: But...you...
Ted: Wasn't me, bro.
Cody: :: thputterth and thtutterth. ::
Ted: Awww, you're cute when you're sputtering and stuttering.
Cody :: wibbles. ::
Ted: Didn't want you to find out this way, but...
Cody: ...Oh God.
Ted: Laughing all the way.
Cody: ...The humanity.
Ted: You gonna be okay?
Cody: ...I need to turn on my computer...
Ted: Too geeky. Wanna kick his ass instead?
Cody: ...I never thought of that.
Ted: ...You weren't just going to spend the next half-hour left in the show sitting in front of your computer bawling your eyes out, were you?
Cody: ...Maybe.
Randy: ...Fuck, he knows. Time for a quick getaway, methinks. I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU NOSEY KIDS! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!
Cody: Hey, don't drag Riggs into this, you cookie-eateder!
Ted: Let him. We'll get him, you'll see.
Randy: I'LL BE BACK! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Ted: Your own evilly ominous theme song? Whatev.
~ THE END. ~
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