It's life nothing I can do about it..

Dec 13, 2004 17:46


              Lucas Nathan
So I was walking.
I saw Lucas there.
He was like.
"YO HOMES"
I was like.
"You found yo dog yet?"
He said "Have sex with me now"
I said "Dude, I might be gay, but im not desperate"

Annie
Then Annie walked by and tryed to give me and BIG HUG but she was to short.
I started laughing.
She said.
"I'm sorry but god made me this way"

Sam Brody
Then Sam Brody tryed to go to the bathroom.
He stood up over the toilet seat.
But then forgot he had a vagina.

Daisy Buuurman
She dressed in her Ron Hermiano.
But no one knew it was Ron Hermiano.
They thought it was Ron Herman not his twin sister Ron Hermiano.
After Crossroads found out the Ron Hermiano news.
She was no longer Daisy Buuurman.
The Crossroads folk felt betrayed.
She was now called "Lazy Lurman"

Trent Mazur
He thought he was gay.
All he had to do was pray.
He prayed for a penis that became erect upon seeing a womenly figure.
He got what he prayed for.
He was given Rio Boney.
He said "That is not good enough"
God said "Fine you can have Michelle Casillas"
I heard he broke her yesterday.
Spread the news.

Dylan Scott
Son, you need MEDICATION SUPREME.
Have sex.
With a women from now on.
God feels betrayed.

<3 Lindsay Lohan
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