5:00 am man.
So. Wierd dream time man.
Right, so we're at school. Me, Maha and some kids and we're going to get a ride home from Melissa. But then Mr. Brownson was checking for passes in the hallway so I tried to go get a pass. But then school was magically out and I couldnt find Mr. Brownson. So we headed out to the parking lot to find Melissa, saw Olivia heading our way--and in panic got on the bus.
God.
Anyway, there were millions of crazy people on the bus. I noticed I was eating curly fries and Linda was eating a candy from the floor. The twins were talking to me and then this male model guy with his shirt open and flipping kept on flirting with me.
Model: So yeah, I'm worth 49 bucks
Me: Cool, I'll buy you for 50
I don't really get why we were obsessing about money when I wanted to jump him right there.
Okay anyway, then somebody said--"lets go to the beach!" So out nigerian bus driver started taking us there. We didn't really think he was, but he was.
But then I notice how bog the waves were. It was like a frickingn Tsunami about to happen. It was---global warming happening in Galveston.
So, I'm complaining about this and suddenly the bus driver pushes me out of the bus. So.
I'm left on the highway--with the beach in the distance and the waves getting stadily higher. ]
By this time I'm panicking.
So then start climbing off the freeway/highway and into the beach area muttering about how great it was that I didn't have kids because I had no insurance and how I didn't want to die under a bridge because no one would look for me.
By the time I reach the beach, this guy is staring at the waves. I like, GRAB on to him and kept on saying, "please help me, please help me."
And then he looks at me, and he's so fucking beautiful that I want to melt...but then he says
"okay, but you have to help me with my animals first"
Dream!me was sure he was going to fuck her. So sure. Anyway, we notice the waves coming so we grab each others hands and hurry into the safety of this building--me chanting
"Ya Ali, Ya Ali, Ya Ali!" the whole time. He gives me this pensive look but doesnt ask and we make it to safety.
Annnnyway, so it turns out he works at this private zoo, owned by this lady--really beautiful marilyn monroe type, who's husband had been killed a while ago.
So then, me and 'hot dream guy' start feeding the animals that weren't eating. Then it turns out I have quite a knack for feeding oranutangs who in my dream--ate apples and pieces of carrotts.
But then the orangatang began choking and the owner marilyn monroe lady told dream guy to get me out of here.
So we go to this beautiful pent house, where i take a long steaming bath and wear this beautiful gown where my figure looked good, and my hair looked nice and i looked pretty damn nice myself.
so then i kept on thanking him for helping me and i called my mom, on the hotel phone but no one picked up. so we decided to call again in the morning
and then.
we got in the same bed.
and i kept on thanking him, and kissing him while he sighed and asked me how old i was. too which i replied, totally honestly in dream world, 17.
and then he said 21 and just held me.
and then we talked about rubbish and kissed and yeah.
it was nice. really nice.
...i miss him. ]:
whew.
Right, so we're at school. Me, Maha and some kids and we're going to get a ride home from Melissa. But then Mr. Brownson was checking for passes in the hallway so I tried to go get a pass. But then school was magically out and I couldnt find Mr. Brownson. So we headed out to the parking lot to find Melissa, saw Olivia heading our way--and in panic got on the bus.
God.
Anyway, there were millions of crazy people on the bus. I noticed I was eating curly fries and Linda was eating a candy from the floor. The twins were talking to me and then this male model guy with his shirt open and flipping kept on flirting with me.
Model: So yeah, I'm worth 49 bucks
Me: Cool, I'll buy you for 50
I don't really get why we were obsessing about money when I wanted to jump him right there.
Okay anyway, then somebody said--"lets go to the beach!" So out nigerian bus driver started taking us there. We didn't really think he was, but he was.
But then I notice how bog the waves were. It was like a frickingn Tsunami about to happen. It was---global warming happening in Galveston.
So, I'm complaining about this and suddenly the bus driver pushes me out of the bus. So.
I'm left on the highway--with the beach in the distance and the waves getting stadily higher. ]
By this time I'm panicking.
So then start climbing off the freeway/highway and into the beach area muttering about how great it was that I didn't have kids because I had no insurance and how I didn't want to die under a bridge because no one would look for me.
By the time I reach the beach, this guy is staring at the waves. I like, GRAB on to him and kept on saying, "please help me, please help me."
And then he looks at me, and he's so fucking beautiful that I want to melt...but then he says
"okay, but you have to help me with my animals first"
Dream!me was sure he was going to fuck her. So sure. Anyway, we notice the waves coming so we grab each others hands and hurry into the safety of this building--me chanting
"Ya Ali, Ya Ali, Ya Ali!" the whole time. He gives me this pensive look but doesnt ask and we make it to safety.
Annnnyway, so it turns out he works at this private zoo, owned by this lady--really beautiful marilyn monroe type, who's husband had been killed a while ago.
So then, me and 'hot dream guy' start feeding the animals that weren't eating. Then it turns out I have quite a knack for feeding oranutangs who in my dream--ate apples and pieces of carrotts.
But then the orangatang began choking and the owner marilyn monroe lady told dream guy to get me out of here.
So we go to this beautiful pent house, where i take a long steaming bath and wear this beautiful gown where my figure looked good, and my hair looked nice and i looked pretty damn nice myself.
so then i kept on thanking him for helping me and i called my mom, on the hotel phone but no one picked up. so we decided to call again in the morning
and then.
we got in the same bed.
and i kept on thanking him, and kissing him while he sighed and asked me how old i was. too which i replied, totally honestly in dream world, 17.
and then he said 21 and just held me.
and then we talked about rubbish and kissed and yeah.
it was nice. really nice.
...i miss him. ]:
whew.