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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I put money in the_twit's expired parking meter (14 points). In May I gave cepheid_nebulae a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole usagi_igami's purse (30 points). Last week I bought porn for reiku (10 points). In April I pulled emogyrlskyttlez's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (99 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
lady_sioned
I bought pr0n for someone other than me?! Wow! I am so awesome! XDDDD