Yo bitches
I'm sure life has been crazy lately. Hell, I have pictures to prove it; however, most of the time Eobeth and I were so piss drunk we couldn't remember much. We woke up naked on a beach with a bunch of pictures and empty bottles and cigarette butts.
I'm nursing a bad suntan and a hangover. Here are some pictures to distract you from the lack of an actual update.
Eobeth dancing on top of a bar for these strippers we met.
Some stupid thing we stole from a little kid that threw rocks at us. It made a good prop for sexy posage.
We stumbled into someone's wedding. The bride burst into tears after Eobeth dove into the cake. I thought it was pretty cool. She stabbed the guards that tried to escort us out.
Eobeth wearing the bride's gown. There was more to it, but it was ugly so Eobeth made improvements.
Getting a bucket of ice for our alcoholic beverages.
Mmmmmm ;)
Ruining some pathetic ballet. Dude, they asked for it, they sucked majorly.
No story. You can see her nipples though :)
I'm nursing a bad suntan and a hangover. Here are some pictures to distract you from the lack of an actual update.
Eobeth dancing on top of a bar for these strippers we met.
Some stupid thing we stole from a little kid that threw rocks at us. It made a good prop for sexy posage.
We stumbled into someone's wedding. The bride burst into tears after Eobeth dove into the cake. I thought it was pretty cool. She stabbed the guards that tried to escort us out.
Eobeth wearing the bride's gown. There was more to it, but it was ugly so Eobeth made improvements.
Getting a bucket of ice for our alcoholic beverages.
Mmmmmm ;)
Ruining some pathetic ballet. Dude, they asked for it, they sucked majorly.
No story. You can see her nipples though :)