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If I were a month, I'd be ...July
If I were a day of the week, I'd be ...Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be ...2 A.M.
If I were a planet, I'd be ... Earth, but maybe Mars.
If I were a direction, I'd be ... left.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be ... an easel
If I were a liquid, I'd be ... Mercury
If I were a gemstone, I'd be ... Opal
If I were a tree, I'd be ... a Cherry tree
If I were a flower, I'd be ... Marigold
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be ... Rain with sunshine
If I were a musical instrument, I'd ... a Saxaphone
If I were a color, I'd be ... Orange
If I were an emotion, I'd ... Delighted
If I were a fruit, I'd be ... Pomegranate
If I were a sound, I'd be ... a brassy tuba mixed with bells
If I were an element, I'd be ... Tin. Or in terms of nature, Earth.
If I were a food, I'd be ... Roast chicken
If I were a place, I'd be ... Home.
If I were a material, I'd be ... polymer clay.
If I were a taste, I'd taste ... Savory.
If I were a scent, I'd be ... Tea-Tree Mint
If I were an animal, I'd be ... a Dog
If I were a body part, I'd be ... a Hand
If I were a facial expression, I'd be ... a Raspberry ( :P )
If I were a song, I'd be ... Short and bright.
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be ... BLack Combat Boots
If I were a website I'd be ... i-am-bored.com
If I were a TV show I'd be ... United States of Tara
If I were a author I'd be ... Terry Pratchett
If I were a painting I'd be ... the poster from Le Chat Noir.