Memememem
Ganked from onikoneko and pinkspiderchan .
1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
"Shaina needs Depends, so we went looking for some." ...man, no one was s'posed to know about that.
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
"Shaina looks like Bella in Twilight." Oh, lord...
3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
"Shaina does not want us to publish her full name." It came up about eight times, I guess it must be true.
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
"Shaina hates a lot of people for no reason so I'm assuming she's just a big lez." Well. All righty then.
5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
"Shaina goes into labor this morning." OSHI-
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
"SHAINA LOVES PUMPKIN PIE!!" Hells YEAH!
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
"Shaina eats some Shaina cake." This is a lie.
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
"Shaina has leaves that are equally red but not as dissected." You learn something new every day.
9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
"Shaina died from coronary arrest precipitated by "Desipramine toxicity." No comment.
10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
"Shaina won't pose for men's mag." Well that's a boldfaced lie.
11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
"Shaina can't control her whoremoans. :|" Erm. Uh. Um. I didn't think it was *that* loud.
12: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
"Shaina wants nothing more than Tyson's hot, sculpted body against hers, his hands on her skin, his touch branding her." ...Goodness.
1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
"Shaina needs Depends, so we went looking for some." ...man, no one was s'posed to know about that.
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
"Shaina looks like Bella in Twilight." Oh, lord...
3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
"Shaina does not want us to publish her full name." It came up about eight times, I guess it must be true.
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
"Shaina hates a lot of people for no reason so I'm assuming she's just a big lez." Well. All righty then.
5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
"Shaina goes into labor this morning." OSHI-
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
"SHAINA LOVES PUMPKIN PIE!!" Hells YEAH!
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
"Shaina eats some Shaina cake." This is a lie.
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
"Shaina has leaves that are equally red but not as dissected." You learn something new every day.
9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
"Shaina died from coronary arrest precipitated by "Desipramine toxicity." No comment.
10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
"Shaina won't pose for men's mag." Well that's a boldfaced lie.
11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
"Shaina can't control her whoremoans. :|" Erm. Uh. Um. I didn't think it was *that* loud.
12: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
"Shaina wants nothing more than Tyson's hot, sculpted body against hers, his hands on her skin, his touch branding her." ...Goodness.