Holiday on ice (or was that on the rocks?)
So we just got back from a week at the beach, where our most pressing decision was "margarita or vodka tonic?" We were drunk as lords. As kings! We were drunk as ... ahhh ... Orson Welles.
And for those of you who don't know or can't recall just how drunk that really is, I offer you this clip of outtakes from one of his 1970's wine commercials.
To answer your inevitable question: yes, it is damn hard to remain that drunk for a week. I would say impossible, in fact, if I hadn't just done it. And as soon as the stabbing pains in my liver die down, I'm going to celebrate my accomplishment. With a drink.