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I Saw Ted Kissing Santa Claus
Booster woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one over-the-top box that looked like a hat.
Then Booster noticed that Ted was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Booster thought that he would surprise Ted. Maybe even sneak up behind him and punch him on his huh? neither regions. That always made Ted whoa.
Booster crept huskily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? lights, and the presents, heaped up swimming, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Ted. Kissing someone.
Booster was so angry, he picked up a bacon from a table and threw it lovey under a nightclub.
They both looked around.
"Ted, you lovey Dear!" Booster yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Booster looked and then rubbed his foot and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Ted said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a quietly kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Booster said lightly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be WTF?!-worthy."
That seemed reasonable. Booster went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like the glow around my lovin'. He made Booster's arm feel all scary.
"You see?" Ted said running and Booster saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
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This is actually my second drabble ,lost the second one.
Yes i know it's WTF?!-worthy.
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