After Jason Bay would watch then-teammate Jason Kendall, the young outfielder would ask the catcher about his hitting. He rarely learned what he wanted to, the cryptic response from Kendall not seemingly helpful.
"I was like, 'How do you do that?' " Bay recalled before last night's game. " 'How do you hit a certain pitch in this situation?' All he would ever say was, 'You'll figure it out.' That was it. I was like, 'That's the most BS answer I've ever heard.'[....]" [
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Catchers are like Yoda. Shut up and listen. Eventually it will make sense to you. And especially a catcher like Jason Kendall, who reminds me much of our own Jason expect about fifteen times more Yoda with a side of whatever it is that can put a curse down on your disloyal ass. *coughs*