On the twelfth day of Christmas,
lady_lilith sent to me...
Twelve goalies drumming
Eleven catchers piping
Ten books a-leaping
Nine goddesses dancing
Eight slapshots a-milking
Seven browncoats a-writing
Six massachusetts a-reading
Five bo-o-o-oston bruins
Four tim thomas
Three hockey boys
Two mal reynolds
...and a defence in a parody.
That's just awesome!