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[lady_leonhart]

"Jump!"
"No, I'm epic!"

"Why don't we have these?"
"Because we're America."
"Why do we suck so much?"
"Because we're America."
"... Hm."
"..."
"Why is Fran's butt so big?"
"Because we're Amer-XDDDDD"

"What happened?"
"My horsie's ejection button went off."

"You just killed Roxas!"

"What's today? Ejection day!"

"Your pain is plotless!"

"A little less jump, a little more plummet."

"I dont' like her shoes. They bu-- irritate me."
"Beeritate me? What is that, angry while drunk?"
"No, like, bothered and irritated."