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"You're not magic enough, Erin! Be more magic!"
"It's like Arnold Schwarzenegger's forehead. But I'm not gay."
"I'm glad you know where that is."
"It's impolite to sacrifice Tony, though, because it's his house. And then we'd have to kill his parents, too, and then there'd be this whole messy murder thing, and then since it's halloween people will go 'Ghoosts!' and then they'll make a movie out of it and it won't sell very well because it will be crappy, and because there will be a character based on you in it."
"Haha, nice... His insults take a long time to manifest, but they're good."
"I had a dream I went to college last night and I didn't bother learning my roommates names. Which is what you will do."
"I love Avatar!"
"So do I!"
"So what you need to do is you need to find an english song that they're vaguely aware of, that they like, but they can't tell if you're singing it badly because they don't know that much english, and then they will think you are the shit."
"It's like a drunk call, but on the internet."
"It does smell like dog!"
"I know, right?"
"My hands still smell like water balloons."
"...This cooler full of water balloons feels like a bucket full of fetuses, and I was like, how the hell do you know what a fetus feels like--OH GOD IT DOES!"
"It's like Arnold Schwarzenegger's forehead. But I'm not gay."
"I'm glad you know where that is."
"It's impolite to sacrifice Tony, though, because it's his house. And then we'd have to kill his parents, too, and then there'd be this whole messy murder thing, and then since it's halloween people will go 'Ghoosts!' and then they'll make a movie out of it and it won't sell very well because it will be crappy, and because there will be a character based on you in it."
"Haha, nice... His insults take a long time to manifest, but they're good."
"I had a dream I went to college last night and I didn't bother learning my roommates names. Which is what you will do."
"I love Avatar!"
"So do I!"
"So what you need to do is you need to find an english song that they're vaguely aware of, that they like, but they can't tell if you're singing it badly because they don't know that much english, and then they will think you are the shit."
"It's like a drunk call, but on the internet."
"It does smell like dog!"
"I know, right?"
"My hands still smell like water balloons."
"...This cooler full of water balloons feels like a bucket full of fetuses, and I was like, how the hell do you know what a fetus feels like--OH GOD IT DOES!"