Deadpool
"Hey, Cyclops, frickin' one-eyed angst-cushion! You zapped me from behind!"
"The same way you shot Bishop and Wolverine?"
"Yeah, well, I'm supposed to be a schmoe! You're the big mutant hero leader of the X-Men!"
"They actually brought in the Silver Surfer..."
"Hey, my ears are stil ringing--what did you say?"
"Cable is out there--up there-- fighting the Silver Surfer."
"The Silver Surfer."
"Yes."
"Herald of Galactus, the Planet-Eater. Stranded on earth when he betrayed his boss."
"Yes."
"... That was the coolest expository dialogue I have ever had!"
"Go figure, the Silver Surfer. I mean, that should be good for something--"Entertainment Tonight" "The O'Reilly Factor"--Maybe a bump in sales..."
"Yeah, I have to combine the doohickey stuff with some stuff from Cable's teleporting stuff."
"You seem to have science very well in hand."
"Yeah. I watched a "Modern Marvels" marathon a few weeks ago."
"Look, he's creating bone structure, musculature..."
"Can we get him to make his arm into a big whisk or something? Even a spatula would be funny."
"Spatula is a funny word. You know another couple of funny words?"
"Rumsfeld? Zygote?"
"Pancreas. And I want mine back."
"You took his pancreas?"
"I had the sword out already and, well, he took a lot of my brain, I figured, it's just a little pancreas."
"Uhm... Where is it?"
"You know how we have these little pouches on our belts, but we never seem to use them... Besides, he doesn't even need it! We both got healing factors in our systems! His has probably grown back already! It's the principle of the thing!"
"Nate!? I am so in the mood to go to a Broadway musical with you right now!"
"You'll get over it."
"I don't want to ruin the moment, but I'm pretty sure it's Demee, not Demee."
"Yeah, that's a conundrum that lasts far into the future..."
"Yes. I might even have a spatula in here somehwere."
"Spatula is still a funny word. Then... Why're the Six Pack still all stiff? Not that you'd normally notice the different."
"The same way you shot Bishop and Wolverine?"
"Yeah, well, I'm supposed to be a schmoe! You're the big mutant hero leader of the X-Men!"
"They actually brought in the Silver Surfer..."
"Hey, my ears are stil ringing--what did you say?"
"Cable is out there--up there-- fighting the Silver Surfer."
"The Silver Surfer."
"Yes."
"Herald of Galactus, the Planet-Eater. Stranded on earth when he betrayed his boss."
"Yes."
"... That was the coolest expository dialogue I have ever had!"
"Go figure, the Silver Surfer. I mean, that should be good for something--"Entertainment Tonight" "The O'Reilly Factor"--Maybe a bump in sales..."
"Yeah, I have to combine the doohickey stuff with some stuff from Cable's teleporting stuff."
"You seem to have science very well in hand."
"Yeah. I watched a "Modern Marvels" marathon a few weeks ago."
"Look, he's creating bone structure, musculature..."
"Can we get him to make his arm into a big whisk or something? Even a spatula would be funny."
"Spatula is a funny word. You know another couple of funny words?"
"Rumsfeld? Zygote?"
"Pancreas. And I want mine back."
"You took his pancreas?"
"I had the sword out already and, well, he took a lot of my brain, I figured, it's just a little pancreas."
"Uhm... Where is it?"
"You know how we have these little pouches on our belts, but we never seem to use them... Besides, he doesn't even need it! We both got healing factors in our systems! His has probably grown back already! It's the principle of the thing!"
"Nate!? I am so in the mood to go to a Broadway musical with you right now!"
"You'll get over it."
"I don't want to ruin the moment, but I'm pretty sure it's Demee, not Demee."
"Yeah, that's a conundrum that lasts far into the future..."
"Yes. I might even have a spatula in here somehwere."
"Spatula is still a funny word. Then... Why're the Six Pack still all stiff? Not that you'd normally notice the different."