Aug 17, 2004 07:38
I have to pull a 12 hour shift today, so when my hun left for work at 6:30 I set the alarm for 7:45 so I could sleep in a bit and then snooze till after 8 ish..get up and leave.
WELL..WAS I IN FOR A RUDE AWAKENING.
At the stroke of 7:30 what sounds something like three dozen fat men in cement shoes attempting to "Micheal Flatterly" their way through a lord of the dance routine literally tosses me out of my bed.
I listen for what seems like eons (30 seconds) trying to decipher just what the SWEET FUCK they are doing up stairs.
The noise persists and I'm getting more chapped by the second..I go to the washroom and the noise seems to echo throughout the apartment.
I open the balcony door because this shit is too loud to just be a simple "eviction notice" kind of noise.
I hear loud woots and what now sounds like shoveling from the fucking roof....
Nice of the bastards to let us know they would be roofing the building starting today at 7:30 am.........
I WANT A FUCKING HOUSE.
This shit better not go on throughout our entire holidays, if so I'll be right pissed.
I'll wrap a shovel around my landlords neck.