So I woke up married today...
As I have every day for the last four years. That's right, four years. Today is our anniversary.
These have been four very good years. They've been even better the last month or so, since I made the new house rule "Dickery results in ass kickery". You have no idea how much more pleasant my husband has been lately.
I'm not sure how much he's enjoyed it though. He's threatened me with divorce and a purple nurple twice already this week and it's only Thursday. Are those the actions of a happily married man? If you saw his Livejornal posting today, then yes. Yes, they are.
Happy anniversary, fucko. Let's try to get it right this time.
These have been four very good years. They've been even better the last month or so, since I made the new house rule "Dickery results in ass kickery". You have no idea how much more pleasant my husband has been lately.
I'm not sure how much he's enjoyed it though. He's threatened me with divorce and a purple nurple twice already this week and it's only Thursday. Are those the actions of a happily married man? If you saw his Livejornal posting today, then yes. Yes, they are.
Happy anniversary, fucko. Let's try to get it right this time.