Me and Broken are retarded (like that's new)

Sep 13, 2005 20:57

So... last night me and Broken decided to take a week and meet up with our friend Devon. We hung out for almost two hours talking and listening to music and just being us, about every 10 minutes bitching about how we wanted milkshakes from Jack in the Box.

So at about 10 min. to 2 AM, we get in the car and head over there. Broken rocking out in the back seat, me in the front hyper and sucking on a binkie.

The chick walks up to the window right whe, I'm going off about how "I like the big ones" while holding my fingers about 3 1/2 inches apart.

Chick: A little tipsy are we?
Devon: Actually they are both sober.
Chick: well, i saw the binky so i thought maybe E.
Broken: No, that's not until friday, or saturday, or any damn day... but probly just friday.

Meanwhile we are all laughing our asses off... that chick looked at me like i was psychotic.

Anyways...

Toxic "I like the big ones" Violet
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