Man Candy, and the dilemmas I face when I'm alone in the house
Those of you who have been to my house will know how many products we have in the bathroom. (There's probably about 8 or so bottles of hair washing stuff, plus 4 or 5 face/body washes/scrubs - and that's just in the shower let alone the rest of the bathroom). Anyway, it would seem to have gotten to the point where I no longer know what's there.
I can just imagine them sitting there in the lynx board meeting. "Right chaps, we need a new product that's really going to attract women. We've done the fiery-themed ones, animal-themed ones, promised men that the women are going to be falling over themselves to shag him, but it's not really working as well as we've advertised. So, what do women really like?" "What about chocolate? Apparently women say it's better than sex."
And this is sitting in my bathroom.
.. I'm actually tempted to go and see what it smells like. But will that just be giving into it's dark temptation? What to do...
I can just imagine them sitting there in the lynx board meeting. "Right chaps, we need a new product that's really going to attract women. We've done the fiery-themed ones, animal-themed ones, promised men that the women are going to be falling over themselves to shag him, but it's not really working as well as we've advertised. So, what do women really like?" "What about chocolate? Apparently women say it's better than sex."
And this is sitting in my bathroom.
.. I'm actually tempted to go and see what it smells like. But will that just be giving into it's dark temptation? What to do...