Bizarre news day.
Wacky cult wants magic biscuit back - Another reason that catholics are crazy, and the comments after the article are very funny.
Teenager finds bat asleep in bra - Extremely cute story. Though quite how she was wearing it for five hours before she noticed...
Edit:
The Sun makes up its stories? Shocking! The Independent can do it better... and funnier Also, not quite news, but:
Steampunk laptop = totally awesome!