wot wot?
○● B R I T I S H ○●
[ ] You drink a lot of tea. (I drink coffee)
[ ] You know what a brolly is. (the.. DBZ character?)
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (interesting but no)
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor. (wot wot?)
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." (bloody no)
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (which includes what)
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (no idea what chavs are but emos are pretty bad so XD)
[ ] It's football... not soccer. (no it’s soccer.)
Total: 2
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year. (no)
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops. (thongs are those alternative panties silly :D)
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie. (A Barbie… backyard version?)
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll. (apparently not)
[ ] You love the beach. (nah)
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing. (whenever I sneeze ;_;)
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (bogan?)
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 1
○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (she does :D)
[x (or at least I think that’s what a meatball tastes like)] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 6 (i've realized there are 11 options for italian...)
○● S P A N I S H ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some. (hola? Como esta? ME GUSTA?)
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (ew)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is. (is it.. um.. I don’t know)
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (EVERY YEARRR)
[x (haha Honduras)] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3
○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as. (as what?)
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha (they’re both Chinese though…)
[ ] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2
○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best. (I hate beer… I thought the irish liked whiskey LOL)
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[x (uhh Lin…) LOL] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes. (I wish -_-)
[x] You like the colour green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party. (does a st. patty’s clubbing event count…)
[“x”] You have a family member from Ireland. (“family member” :D)
[x (it’s much darker than the ones irish peeps have)] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles. (nope :D)
[“x” ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing. (once again.. “family”)
Total: 4 or “6”
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[NIGGANUKKA? What is that ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun. (bang bang)
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (why not)
[ ] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 3
○● A S I A N ○●
[x (SUCKS)] You have slantysmall eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot. (I prefer noodles)
[x (I’m ok…)] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons. (actually it depends where I am.. if I’m in America and there’s a hurricane in florida I call it a hurricane… if I’m in Taiwan and there’s a typhoon here… I call it a typhoon)
[ ] You go to Baulko. (what?)
Total: 7
○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German. (ich liebre?)
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is. (weinerschnitzel?)
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".
Total: 4
○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like playing/have played hockey.
[ ] You love beer. (what is with the fascination of beer)
[x] You say eh. (eh…)
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi. (FOR SHAMEEE)
Total: 2
○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners. (my family = foreigners…)
[ ] You hate non-Christians. (my family/friends = Christians)
[x] You're lazy. (I am…)
[ ] You have had an abortion. (lol if the circumstance presented itself.. I probably would’ve)
[ ] But love the penalty. (?)
[ ] You don't read. (I love reading)
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart. (I’ve been there like.. twice in my life…)
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. (it so is XD)
Total: 2
○● B E L G I A N ○●
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[ ] You like french fries.
[x (I just think chocolate rules…)] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (I go to usc yo… our football team slaughters… or it used to XD)
[x] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 4
○● D U T C H ○●
[NONONONONONO] You like the colour orange.
[NONONONONONO] You are a football enthusiast.
[x] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[…is there another meaning] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[X!] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[ ] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at buildinghandiworkprojects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total: 3
○● A R A B ○●
[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[x] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: 1