sticking it to the man
I found this website this morning that listed a bunch of Anti-Establishment quotes. Here are a few of my favorites...
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
~ Stephen Roberts
Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of awesome mystical power. We know this because they manage to be invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them.
~ Steve Eley
Insanity in individuals is something rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule.
~ Nietzsche
Every war when it comes, or before it comes, is represented not as a war but as an act of self-defense against a homicidal maniac.
~ George Orwell
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
~ Elbert Hubbard
Do you see now that your self-righteousness was nothing more than breeding and years of privilege? You know, we are one nation under a god. Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging god who decorates with bullets and spent condoms, a blind god whose eyes are just like yours.
~ Solipsist by Henry Rollins
The ink of the scholar is holier than the blood of the martyr.
~ Prophet Muhammad
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
~ George Bernard Shaw
There were lots more, but I didn't wan't to drag on and on with my favorites. Go to the site and read them for yourself.
Also, peanut butter apparently disproves evolution. I don't understand that either.
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
~ Stephen Roberts
Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of awesome mystical power. We know this because they manage to be invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them.
~ Steve Eley
Insanity in individuals is something rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule.
~ Nietzsche
Every war when it comes, or before it comes, is represented not as a war but as an act of self-defense against a homicidal maniac.
~ George Orwell
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
~ Elbert Hubbard
Do you see now that your self-righteousness was nothing more than breeding and years of privilege? You know, we are one nation under a god. Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging god who decorates with bullets and spent condoms, a blind god whose eyes are just like yours.
~ Solipsist by Henry Rollins
The ink of the scholar is holier than the blood of the martyr.
~ Prophet Muhammad
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
~ George Bernard Shaw
There were lots more, but I didn't wan't to drag on and on with my favorites. Go to the site and read them for yourself.
Also, peanut butter apparently disproves evolution. I don't understand that either.