S&S '08 Ep. 1 Picspam! (Part II)
No fat kid in this part. :( But we shall make do anyway!
The Dashwoods have finally arrived at their rabbit hutch.
And it's Mr. Weasley Sir John Middleton! He loves muggles company.
The Dashwood girls don't understand his obsession with muggles, unfortunately.
And now after being dragged to Sir John's, the Dashwoods all dress in coordinating Easter colors.
Mrs. Jennings = original Gossip Girl.
Marianne spouts romantic drivel while we laugh at her. No, Marianne, you will not always love the first man who molests your ankle, sorry.
Colonel Brandon is finally introduced and totally has the hots for Marianne.
Brandon!brooding. He agonizes over whether or not crushing on a 17 year old girl is kind of creepy.
Marianne doesn't approve of his 35 year old ogling.
Brandon: "Your playing was...nice."
Marianne: "Um, k."
But the Colonel doesn't give up! He brings flowers that he gives to Mrs. Dashwood but would have preferred to give to Marianne since he doesn't have the hots for the mom.
And music for Marianne. Aw.
Brandon: "Have my babies, plz."
Mrs. Jennings has no idea what she's talking about.
Elinor: "Mrs. Jennings, you realize you're full of shit, right?"
Marianne finds Brandon's hots for her vexing. She only wants a man who will recite poetry and then dump her later.
Oh, yo ho, it's the Colonel again! But poor guy is left to hang out with everyone but his true love because Marianne is too busy running into ankle-fondling rakes.
Margaret doesn't approve of her stupid sister.
Marianne waxes poetic about some felicity. Margaret thinks she's an idiot.
Mrs. Dashwood: "Sorry Colonel, Marianne is out falling down hills. She'll brb."
::FALLS::
Aw, crap, it's Willoughby. DON'T DO IT, MARIANNE.
Willoughby: "I have experience in these things!"
::fondles:: Yeah, I bet you do.
Too bad Willoughby didn't just continue falling off that cliff...
RLY, MARIANNE, DUN DO IT.
Elinor thinks Willoughby is full of crap.
OH MARIANNE, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Marianne, he's reciting poetry by a guy who slept with his sister. DUN DO IT!!
Ah crap, you did it.
Elinor says that you're full of crap.
But, yo ho again, it's the Colonel! Come to check on his true love. But since he does not say it in a limerick he is ignored.
But wait, there's something between the Colonel and Willoughby! OH NOES.
Brandon: "Aaw, shit."
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The End of Episode I! Hope you enjoyed!