10 Things I Hate About You. Liveblogged for your pleasure.
I actually wrote this last night and then my internet crapped out. So here it is!
Wait, the guidance counselor's writing porn on her computer in her spare time?
I might be in love with this movie.
They throw in actual Shakespeare! I mean, not much. But!
The father is an evil genius. This movie is far more enjoyable than I'd expected.
"Maybe if we were the last two people alive. And there were no sheep." Oh. My. God.
"What is it with this chick? She have beer-flavored nipples?" Damn.
"Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?" NO HEATH. I AM FUCKING NOT.
Ruh-roh. The obligatory Teen Movie Moment. Fortunately, Bianca shuts him up with kissing. That's better. Now I only need to cringe through the Inevitable Reveal. I can live with that.
Remember back when it was Drakkar Noir and not Axe? Either way, smells like underage douchebag....
Oh my god he's singing over the PA system. WITH THE BAND. OH MY SPORKING GOD I LOVE THIS MOVIE.
Golly, Heath looks pretty with his hair back. Golly gee. JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH YOU WANKER this part of teen comedies is so tedious.
The prom dress for Kat's friend! SO CUTE. I like that the third-string comic relief actually learned about his dream girl.
Remember back when people watched The Real World? I feel old.
Oh noes the Big Sister Speech.
I sort of love that they keep abusing "Cruel to be Kind." I love that song.
Ah, the reveal! FINALLY. Oh, look, Kat's wearing the pearls.
Ooh, fight! Fight! GO GO BIANCA. S-so cute.
Aw, a nice Father-Daughter talk. I wasn't expecting this so it's acceptable.
YOU SHOULD'VE CALLED, VERONA.
Awww, he bought her a guitar. This movie is so materialistic!
"It's not every day you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention."
And the kissing-her-into silence thing is kind of lame, except it's Heath Ledger and I totally would've let him kiss me into silence, too.
May I add that I absolutely love the old castle school? Cracks me up.
They should've shown Kat's band at the end instead of this ringer band they got to do the soundtrack. Oh, Letters to Cleo, now I see the credits. Even ten years ago I was so not cool.
The outtakes are win.
Wait, the guidance counselor's writing porn on her computer in her spare time?
I might be in love with this movie.
They throw in actual Shakespeare! I mean, not much. But!
The father is an evil genius. This movie is far more enjoyable than I'd expected.
"Maybe if we were the last two people alive. And there were no sheep." Oh. My. God.
"What is it with this chick? She have beer-flavored nipples?" Damn.
"Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?" NO HEATH. I AM FUCKING NOT.
Ruh-roh. The obligatory Teen Movie Moment. Fortunately, Bianca shuts him up with kissing. That's better. Now I only need to cringe through the Inevitable Reveal. I can live with that.
Remember back when it was Drakkar Noir and not Axe? Either way, smells like underage douchebag....
Oh my god he's singing over the PA system. WITH THE BAND. OH MY SPORKING GOD I LOVE THIS MOVIE.
Golly, Heath looks pretty with his hair back. Golly gee. JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH YOU WANKER this part of teen comedies is so tedious.
The prom dress for Kat's friend! SO CUTE. I like that the third-string comic relief actually learned about his dream girl.
Remember back when people watched The Real World? I feel old.
Oh noes the Big Sister Speech.
I sort of love that they keep abusing "Cruel to be Kind." I love that song.
Ah, the reveal! FINALLY. Oh, look, Kat's wearing the pearls.
Ooh, fight! Fight! GO GO BIANCA. S-so cute.
Aw, a nice Father-Daughter talk. I wasn't expecting this so it's acceptable.
YOU SHOULD'VE CALLED, VERONA.
Awww, he bought her a guitar. This movie is so materialistic!
"It's not every day you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention."
And the kissing-her-into silence thing is kind of lame, except it's Heath Ledger and I totally would've let him kiss me into silence, too.
May I add that I absolutely love the old castle school? Cracks me up.
They should've shown Kat's band at the end instead of this ringer band they got to do the soundtrack. Oh, Letters to Cleo, now I see the credits. Even ten years ago I was so not cool.
The outtakes are win.