Apparently
this is happening, so I wrote a drabble.
They watched the premiere in stunned silence.
"No," Sanzo and Goku said simultaneously, as the credits rolled.
"I wasn't that young--"
"I'm not that old now--"
"You're both being stupid," Gojyo said, lighting another cigarette. "It's not really about you anyway."
"Easy for you to say," Sanzo said, grabbing his lighter. "You're not on this fucking show."
"It's just the first episode," Hakkai said. "Technically, we wouldn't be in until--"
"Oh, no," Gojyo said. "Oh fuck, no."
Hakkai swallowed audibly.
Sanzo and Goku looked at each other. Then Sanzo picked up the remote and selected Season Pass.