It's Saturday, that means TIGER & BUNNY! (Episode 21)
JFC, 5-hour Energy is the new patent medicine, I swear.
Hahahahah, this 24-hour surveillance thing doesn't work so well when you're the target.
All personal data WHAT? Oh, fuck you subtitles. FUCK YOU. GDI.
::OPENING CREDITS::
WTF IS THAT HAT, SERIOUSLY.
::COMMERCIAL SIGN::
I don't want to switch to Geico! Even if dogs chase cats.
::END COMMERCIAL::
And Kotetsu still hasn't taken his dumb hat off.
WTF IS WITH THE SUBTITLES TONIGHT, SHIT, SHIT SHIT.
Hey, Sky High! This...is not good. But kind of hilarious. "You never listen, do you?" Hahah, nope.
Oooh, Spider-Man! Do you think the heroes train against each other? Kind of looking like they don't. (And then Kotetsu didn't even know Ivan's power, come to think of it.)
This fight is kind of fun and awesome, but there's a certain lack of suspense knowing Tiger has to make it at least to the next episode. And Maverick should've done something to that NEXT bracelet.
Kaede believes in her daddy. Awwwwwww. OMG, so sweet.
YAY GRANDMA'S GONNA TELL HER THE TRUTH. THANK YOU, GRANDMA.
Yuri, do something. MAKE ME LIKE YOU, JERKFACE.
Mmm, tea. Oooh, searching Appolon. Nice. And then he can't get to Wild Tiger on his phone....
Ruh-ruh, Tiger, you might have to shave that catbeard.
ORIGAMI! HOLY SHIT! YOU'VE COME SO FAR, IVAN, HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME.
ROCK BISON. OH YEAH. I FEEL SO BAD THAT YOU'RE HERE AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE. "You idiot! I'm your best friend!"
HURRY TIGER, TWO MINUTES. (Maverick didn't even tell him what his power was.)
AND ONCE AGAIN THE CAPTIONS CUT OUT HOLY SHIT I MIGHT HAVE TO KILL SOMEONE
"How do you feel?" HOW DO YOU FEEL? OH, FUCK YOU MAVERICK.
New hero suit. Interesting. "You and Tiger." So who's Tiger 2.0? INQUIRING MINDS.
Oh, good, Rock Bison does pack a...oh HEY BLUE ROSE. Nice work.
Oh, Kaede. Looking at all the ads she'd skipped when she was cutting out pictures of Barnaby. Socute.
Big brother! Love him tooooooo.
HOLY SHIT, SHE'S TAKEN OFF TO STERN BILD. GO, GO KAEDE YAAAAY.
Awww, even the crush isn't enough for Blue Rose. In fact, it seems to have transferred...shiiit. "Nobody knows Wild Tiger's true identity." Nice bs move, there. I love Tiger in front of the big target. THE TOWEL. HOT DAMN THE TOWEL.
COME ON, KARINA. REMEMBER. YOU CAN DO IT.
Holy shit, those diamond nails are awesome.
Hahahahah, fuck, it's Barnaby.
New suit! God, they're gonna sell a lot of action figures. VARIANTS GO...
::COMMERCIAL SIGN::
OH GOD, TIGER 2.0 IS A ROBOT, ISN'T HE. THAT'S IT.
Hulu, I still hate your stupid show.
::BACK::
AND THE CREDITS ARE OUT AGAIN, SHIT FUCK GODDAMN
But who is Tiger? And why is his suit so much cooler than the old one? I normally have no opinions about mecha. Maybe it's all the glowy stuff.
Does Tiger have any Hundred Power left, or is he just going on dumb luck at this point?
Hahah, Cutie Escape!
CUTIE ESCAPE DENIED.
For a second there, it sounded like Kotetsu was saying 'aw, heck.'
NATHAN. EVEN YOU. Well, okay, we knew that. And Blue Rose's moment of hesitation is gone.
It's finally really hitting Tiger that he's been forgotten. Poor guy, but I'm glad he's realized it.
OH HI, LUNATIC.
"Passing judgment on those who are truly sinful is my idea of justice." Well, yes. In a crazy, vengance-obsessed way. And Cutie Escape for real! And Lunatic just said on live TV that Kotetsu wasn't a murderer. Hmmm.
New hat. Uuugly hat. Awwww, little boy with a Hero magazine.
Awwwww, Kotetsu, so worried about Bunny. AND AGAIN THE CREDITS CUT OUT. GODDAMNIT.
Fuck it, I know Maverick's saying something eeeevil. HAHAHA
THE LIGHTBULB GOES ON FOR KOTETSU. FINALLY. FUCKING FINALLY. "I get it now." WELL, IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.
Ben! YAAAY BEN.
But does Ben remember? SHIT. This is not looking good. This is bad. Very bad.
"Shut up and stay put." That's more promising. Ironically. I love Ben's Wild Tiger trading cards.
Awww, his old costume. Adorkable. "It's all wrinkled." SUCK UP, KOTETSU.
And Ben and Tiger both agree he has bigger problems. Awww, I love them laughing together.
Eee, Kaede! Hahah, I love all her missed calls. Hahah, she wants to meet Barnaby! Nice work, Kaede. BUT YOU'RE RIGHT IN MAVERICK'S HANDS. DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING, KAEDE.
So, now she has mind-wipe power, if only temporarily. (I wonder how the memory of Tiger having a kid works?) Love that taxi shot.
Oh God, I want a filler episode next season with Ben and Tiger drinking and bullshitting. Win.
Tiger realizes it's a NEXT, and either Maverick or someone under his control. Yaaaay.
Tiger has a plan! I hope this isn't a bad plan. It relies on Ben! This...may be promising. AM NOT SURE IF WANT TIGER'S PLAN, lol.
Aww, Agnes. This back half needs moar Agnes.
I love Heroes Bar! LOLarious.
Eee, Tiger in the old suit. Awesome. "Time to let out a Wild Roar!"
::SOUNDS LIKE THE END OF THE EPISODE TO ME::
Yep, there's Mandy and her mosquito nets. Remind me to rent that movie where you die, Mandy.
::END COMMERCIAL::
::END CREDITS::
Kaede sees Dad! Maverick is pondering! Bunny's putting on his new suit. Which still has bunny ears. 'Cause he hops around like a bunny. Flashy red eyes don't scare me, kiddo.
::ON THE NEXT::
Uh-oh, Kaede shows for sure. And probably A ROBOT.
Last but not least, Enjoy this macro from Tumblr.
Hahahahah, this 24-hour surveillance thing doesn't work so well when you're the target.
All personal data WHAT? Oh, fuck you subtitles. FUCK YOU. GDI.
::OPENING CREDITS::
WTF IS THAT HAT, SERIOUSLY.
::COMMERCIAL SIGN::
I don't want to switch to Geico! Even if dogs chase cats.
::END COMMERCIAL::
And Kotetsu still hasn't taken his dumb hat off.
WTF IS WITH THE SUBTITLES TONIGHT, SHIT, SHIT SHIT.
Hey, Sky High! This...is not good. But kind of hilarious. "You never listen, do you?" Hahah, nope.
Oooh, Spider-Man! Do you think the heroes train against each other? Kind of looking like they don't. (And then Kotetsu didn't even know Ivan's power, come to think of it.)
This fight is kind of fun and awesome, but there's a certain lack of suspense knowing Tiger has to make it at least to the next episode. And Maverick should've done something to that NEXT bracelet.
Kaede believes in her daddy. Awwwwwww. OMG, so sweet.
YAY GRANDMA'S GONNA TELL HER THE TRUTH. THANK YOU, GRANDMA.
Yuri, do something. MAKE ME LIKE YOU, JERKFACE.
Mmm, tea. Oooh, searching Appolon. Nice. And then he can't get to Wild Tiger on his phone....
Ruh-ruh, Tiger, you might have to shave that catbeard.
ORIGAMI! HOLY SHIT! YOU'VE COME SO FAR, IVAN, HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME.
ROCK BISON. OH YEAH. I FEEL SO BAD THAT YOU'RE HERE AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE. "You idiot! I'm your best friend!"
HURRY TIGER, TWO MINUTES. (Maverick didn't even tell him what his power was.)
AND ONCE AGAIN THE CAPTIONS CUT OUT HOLY SHIT I MIGHT HAVE TO KILL SOMEONE
"How do you feel?" HOW DO YOU FEEL? OH, FUCK YOU MAVERICK.
New hero suit. Interesting. "You and Tiger." So who's Tiger 2.0? INQUIRING MINDS.
Oh, good, Rock Bison does pack a...oh HEY BLUE ROSE. Nice work.
Oh, Kaede. Looking at all the ads she'd skipped when she was cutting out pictures of Barnaby. Socute.
Big brother! Love him tooooooo.
HOLY SHIT, SHE'S TAKEN OFF TO STERN BILD. GO, GO KAEDE YAAAAY.
Awww, even the crush isn't enough for Blue Rose. In fact, it seems to have transferred...shiiit. "Nobody knows Wild Tiger's true identity." Nice bs move, there. I love Tiger in front of the big target. THE TOWEL. HOT DAMN THE TOWEL.
COME ON, KARINA. REMEMBER. YOU CAN DO IT.
Holy shit, those diamond nails are awesome.
Hahahahah, fuck, it's Barnaby.
New suit! God, they're gonna sell a lot of action figures. VARIANTS GO...
::COMMERCIAL SIGN::
OH GOD, TIGER 2.0 IS A ROBOT, ISN'T HE. THAT'S IT.
Hulu, I still hate your stupid show.
::BACK::
AND THE CREDITS ARE OUT AGAIN, SHIT FUCK GODDAMN
But who is Tiger? And why is his suit so much cooler than the old one? I normally have no opinions about mecha. Maybe it's all the glowy stuff.
Does Tiger have any Hundred Power left, or is he just going on dumb luck at this point?
Hahah, Cutie Escape!
CUTIE ESCAPE DENIED.
For a second there, it sounded like Kotetsu was saying 'aw, heck.'
NATHAN. EVEN YOU. Well, okay, we knew that. And Blue Rose's moment of hesitation is gone.
It's finally really hitting Tiger that he's been forgotten. Poor guy, but I'm glad he's realized it.
OH HI, LUNATIC.
"Passing judgment on those who are truly sinful is my idea of justice." Well, yes. In a crazy, vengance-obsessed way. And Cutie Escape for real! And Lunatic just said on live TV that Kotetsu wasn't a murderer. Hmmm.
New hat. Uuugly hat. Awwww, little boy with a Hero magazine.
Awwwww, Kotetsu, so worried about Bunny. AND AGAIN THE CREDITS CUT OUT. GODDAMNIT.
Fuck it, I know Maverick's saying something eeeevil. HAHAHA
THE LIGHTBULB GOES ON FOR KOTETSU. FINALLY. FUCKING FINALLY. "I get it now." WELL, IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.
Ben! YAAAY BEN.
But does Ben remember? SHIT. This is not looking good. This is bad. Very bad.
"Shut up and stay put." That's more promising. Ironically. I love Ben's Wild Tiger trading cards.
Awww, his old costume. Adorkable. "It's all wrinkled." SUCK UP, KOTETSU.
And Ben and Tiger both agree he has bigger problems. Awww, I love them laughing together.
Eee, Kaede! Hahah, I love all her missed calls. Hahah, she wants to meet Barnaby! Nice work, Kaede. BUT YOU'RE RIGHT IN MAVERICK'S HANDS. DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING, KAEDE.
So, now she has mind-wipe power, if only temporarily. (I wonder how the memory of Tiger having a kid works?) Love that taxi shot.
Oh God, I want a filler episode next season with Ben and Tiger drinking and bullshitting. Win.
Tiger realizes it's a NEXT, and either Maverick or someone under his control. Yaaaay.
Tiger has a plan! I hope this isn't a bad plan. It relies on Ben! This...may be promising. AM NOT SURE IF WANT TIGER'S PLAN, lol.
Aww, Agnes. This back half needs moar Agnes.
I love Heroes Bar! LOLarious.
Eee, Tiger in the old suit. Awesome. "Time to let out a Wild Roar!"
::SOUNDS LIKE THE END OF THE EPISODE TO ME::
Yep, there's Mandy and her mosquito nets. Remind me to rent that movie where you die, Mandy.
::END COMMERCIAL::
::END CREDITS::
Kaede sees Dad! Maverick is pondering! Bunny's putting on his new suit. Which still has bunny ears. 'Cause he hops around like a bunny. Flashy red eyes don't scare me, kiddo.
::ON THE NEXT::
Uh-oh, Kaede shows for sure. And probably A ROBOT.
Last but not least, Enjoy this macro from Tumblr.