(These are all for a canon-compliant-ish Yohji/Schuldig, btw.)
1. Yohji hates himself and Schuldig takes full advantage. Yohji decides the bruises are what he deserves. Sometimes Schuldig helps with that, sometimes he makes it worse. It all depends on the mood he's in.
2. Tough one. Schuldig by a strand or two.
3. It's easier to list what they don't argue about: nothing. The most common arguments are are we having sex? and, though it never shows up in so many words, which of us is more batshit? They usually have sex, and no one ever wins.
4. Schuldig. No contest.
5. Yohji gets enough of his memories back he decides he's dangerous to his wife, and gets a divorce. He's toiling away at his office job when he sees a hot redhead who looks just familiar enough for him to check out. Schuldig's powers have been burning out for months, and he's looking for a new project. Yohji suits his purposes just fine; he uses the last of his powers to stabilize him, and then practices his non-telepathic skills of emotional manipulation. They beat each other up and tell themselves they're sparring, they have lots of weird, often unhealthy sex, and somehow it more or less balances out.
Yohji hates himself and Schuldig takes full advantage. Yohji decides the bruises are what he deserves. Sometimes Schuldig helps with that, sometimes he makes it worse. It all depends on the mood he's in.
This is so majorly messed up and yet makes me gleefully squeeful for them because it's about the closest they'd ever get in canon ♥
1. Yohji hates himself and Schuldig takes full advantage. Yohji decides the bruises are what he deserves. Sometimes Schuldig helps with that, sometimes he makes it worse. It all depends on the mood he's in.
2. Tough one. Schuldig by a strand or two.
3. It's easier to list what they don't argue about: nothing. The most common arguments are are we having sex? and, though it never shows up in so many words, which of us is more batshit? They usually have sex, and no one ever wins.
4. Schuldig. No contest.
5. Yohji gets enough of his memories back he decides he's dangerous to his wife, and gets a divorce. He's toiling away at his office job when he sees a hot redhead who looks just familiar enough for him to check out. Schuldig's powers have been burning out for months, and he's looking for a new project. Yohji suits his purposes just fine; he uses the last of his powers to stabilize him, and then practices his non-telepathic skills of emotional manipulation. They beat each other up and tell themselves they're sparring, they have lots of weird, often unhealthy sex, and somehow it more or less balances out.
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This is so majorly messed up and yet makes me gleefully squeeful for them because it's about the closest they'd ever get in canon ♥
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